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[playerkills]

[ After meeting with the maid at Gladsheim Palace and unsuccessfully getting any answers regarding the way out, one angry-looking girl decides to put her bracelet to good use. ]

GET ME BACK HOME, YOU PIECE OF MEAT!You think this is all one big joke, don't you? Oh, sure, let's whisk Yozora off to my estate in the middle of nowhere! Let's see the

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( a ) video. omg yozora

[sleepyidol]

So some 'meat' person brought us here? And.. this is their house?

[ their house is so big they have GODS!! oh my gosh. ]

Woooow! And Miki thought her house was big!

yes yozora!! cries

[playerkills]

Yeah, but this isn't its house. Her house is ten times disgustingly gaudier.

[ Okay, maybe Yozora can have a little fun... ]

It looks like that meat kidnapped you, too. What a horrible creature it must be!

[sleepyidol]

Well, it's not bad! Their 'estate' is really nice! Miki's liking it, at least!

[ wink! ] Maybe you should just loosen up a little! This Meat doesn't sound that bad!

[playerkills]

[ On one hand, she reeks of the real world. On the other, she is too naive. Too naive!! Even if it isn't Meat's fault, Yozora can ruin things for her a bit, whatever. Only... she's awkward. So she switches to audio. ]

No, no, I'm afraid you're mistaken. It may seem that way now, but this Meat is utterly revolting in all aspects. Trust me, I know. I wouldn't try to get within 10 feet of its presence if I were you. You might get pregnant.

[sleepyidol]

P-Pregnant..?! By.. meat?!

[ her mind is going into interesting places ]

What kind of meat is it, anyways? Ham? Or.. um.. something else?

[playerkills]

You're too kind. It's beef, beef. The cheapest kind, rotten and infested with maggots.

[sleepyidol]

Ew.. Where is 'meat'? You'd think you could smell them from far away!

[playerkills]

She probably ran away like a coward. But she'll keep coming back, that stubborn idiot...

You'd best be prepared.

[sleepyidol]

H-How do you prepare?

[playerkills]

All right. I have much experience in the matter, so you have to do exactly as I say. You'll need a flyswatter. A big one.

You'll also need to wear a garland of garlic.