Letter to Santa
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In June I turned _hushed_art in for eating carbs (3 points). Last Thursday I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). Last Saturday I gave sadademort a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In November I put money in scoopgirl79's expired parking meter (14 points). Last Friday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole californiaquail's purse (30 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-915 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
asfaloth12