A Random Anecdote...
To thee all who read this: I swear this is a true story; more or less, a random arguement between me and a moron (refered to as moron)....
Ok, so this all started out when Moron asked me in front of her little Droogies about my orientation. So I's tells (I'm a NYC native, I have a birth-right to the subtle art of pluralizing random woids!) her that I am asexual. So, well, their reaction was kinda like if i had just admitted to being a serial killer or something, and so's Moron asks me "How is that possible?!!" at which point I ( trying to refrain from going into a sociopathic tailspin) start telling her about asexuality and AVEN and all this stuff. In order to shut me up, (because I rant reeeeealll good) theys offers me some vodka. At this point, I's really just wanted to leave, so's I tells them,
"Nah, I don't drink... Besides, its not such a good idea an all's because I have Marfan's Syndrome and all dat jazz..."
At this point Moron kinda recoiled, and the reaction was (I KID YOU NOT!)
"Is asexuality a symthom of Marfan's Syndrome?! And is it contagious?!"
At this point I just shut up. People can be blindingly, painfully, and infinitely stupid. Oh well.
Well at least now I know... If asexuality is a disease, I am not only infected, but in a symbiotic relationship with it!! The virus relies on me and I rely on the virus..
Alas!
I suppose somedays I shall come bearing good news!
Until then, Keep On Trekkin'. ("Poy Nehk Tu'" in Klingon)
~The Fredd Of Ineffable Wisdom
Ok, so this all started out when Moron asked me in front of her little Droogies about my orientation. So I's tells (I'm a NYC native, I have a birth-right to the subtle art of pluralizing random woids!) her that I am asexual. So, well, their reaction was kinda like if i had just admitted to being a serial killer or something, and so's Moron asks me "How is that possible?!!" at which point I ( trying to refrain from going into a sociopathic tailspin) start telling her about asexuality and AVEN and all this stuff. In order to shut me up, (because I rant reeeeealll good) theys offers me some vodka. At this point, I's really just wanted to leave, so's I tells them,
"Nah, I don't drink... Besides, its not such a good idea an all's because I have Marfan's Syndrome and all dat jazz..."
At this point Moron kinda recoiled, and the reaction was (I KID YOU NOT!)
"Is asexuality a symthom of Marfan's Syndrome?! And is it contagious?!"
At this point I just shut up. People can be blindingly, painfully, and infinitely stupid. Oh well.
Well at least now I know... If asexuality is a disease, I am not only infected, but in a symbiotic relationship with it!! The virus relies on me and I rely on the virus..
Alas!
I suppose somedays I shall come bearing good news!
Until then, Keep On Trekkin'. ("Poy Nehk Tu'" in Klingon)
~The Fredd Of Ineffable Wisdom