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so my birthday ruled
yes i vomited everywhere but i was laughing uncontrolably when i did it
i drank enough to kill an elephant or so i was told
and i fell asleep standing up in my bathroom with my head in the sink
then passed out in the bed with all my clothes on even my shoes
parents woke me up at 9 or so i was still drunk
fell back asleep
woke up with just a shirt and socks nudie from waist down(besides socks)
all in all

what a great birthday