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Mom got me these perfect little earrings and a wonderful change purse from Missouri. She also got a book of country sayings.
"We all stand naked in our clothes."(we are all alike)
"Why buy a cow if yer' gittin' th' milk for free?"(why marry her if she's going to sleep with you regardless?)
"I'm as cool as a cucumber."(I am not hot.)
"We all stand naked in our clothes."(we are all alike)
"Why buy a cow if yer' gittin' th' milk for free?"(why marry her if she's going to sleep with you regardless?)
"I'm as cool as a cucumber."(I am not hot.)