Where do I begin? First, that Julius monkey... ugh.
The truth is, I thought some things were cute and then I got a t-shirt once and it fit funny (in the shoulders/sleeves!) and was not the comfy and cute shirt I wanted. That's when the anger began. I sold it on eBay. Stupid shirt.
I have one too, though I don't wear it much anymore, and it fit ok for the most part. My only complaint are the cap sleeves, but that's a personal dislike in shirts.
I've lost my boobs. I wish I was kidding. They're just gone. Ok, not totally gone but they are definitely less than what they once were. I lost a few pounds it seems (this is what a diet solely consisting of granola bars will do, it turns out) and I think there is a general old lady sag factor. My boobs are less.
I might not have ever noticed if I didn't still have clothes from many years ago. I have this business suit that I used to not be able to button the top button because of boobage and now I have no trouble buttoning it and there actually is space.
I wish I could non-medically fix my boobs, the de-saggery surgery gives you a giant anchor scar. Fuck you plastic surgery.
Ah, that's the bad thing about having boobs and then losing weight. You don't get the saggage otherwise. I'm not even on the granola bar diet, as granola bars would probably hurt my teeth. That sounds like something I'd do in college though. There was a while where I got most of my food in bar form and that was in the past few years. Well, sorry about the boobs.
The truth is, I thought some things were cute and then I got a t-shirt once and it fit funny (in the shoulders/sleeves!) and was not the comfy and cute shirt I wanted. That's when the anger began. I sold it on eBay. Stupid shirt.
I don't know, he's just ANNOYING.
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I might not have ever noticed if I didn't still have clothes from many years ago. I have this business suit that I used to not be able to button the top button because of boobage and now I have no trouble buttoning it and there actually is space.
I wish I could non-medically fix my boobs, the de-saggery surgery gives you a giant anchor scar. Fuck you plastic surgery.
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