Favorite Quotes Part 2
http://xkcd.com/150/
http://xkcd.com/162/
http://www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id=3
http://www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id=4
http://www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id=7 (ahaha little mermaid refrence ): )
http://www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id=8
http://www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id=10
http://www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id=13
http://www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id=15
http://www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id=16
http://www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id=22
http://www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id=32
http://www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id=34
http://www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id=35
http://www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id=38
http://www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id=39
http://www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id=41
http://www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id=44
http://www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id=46
http://www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id=51
http://www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id=61
http://www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id=73
http://www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id=75
http://www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id=83
http://www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id=107
http://www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id=129
http://www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id=136
http://www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id=170
http://www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id=171
http://www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id=175
http://www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id=189
http://www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id=221
http://www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id=225
http://www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id=227
http://www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id=232
http://www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id=234 (caption)
http://www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id=263
http://www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id=274
http://www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id=307
http://www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id=334 (caption)
http://www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id=337 (basically the plot for 500 days of summer)
http://www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id=340
http://www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id=344 (sounds about right)
http://www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id=367
http://www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id=419
http://www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id=428 (LMAO THE CAPTION)
http://www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id=437
http://www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id=448 (the first strip I ever saw)
http://www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id=609
http://www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id=613 (you're the best, darien)
http://www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id=614 (the girl looks a bit like brittany)
http://www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id=615
http://www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id=621
http://www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id=625 (the caption is just great)
http://www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id=626
http://www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id=635
http://www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id=647
http://www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id=644
http://www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id=641
http://www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id=640
http://www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id=638 (i was like this once)
http://www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id=635
"We all eat a handful of dirt before we die, Annie, who cares if it tastes like cherries?"
-Gunnerkrigg Court
Listening to his radio show on XM today, and the theme is ‘doctors’. In a pause, he laughs and says, “Y’know, I always wanted to be a doctor. Where else can you get women to take their clothes off and their husbands pay you for it?”
-a blog post about bob dylan
"hey so i realize that this is in fact a really shitty "music video", but to tell the truth, i made it one day when i was depressed and bored. i just felt like ripping up a teddy bear, and decided to tape it and put it to music. so yeah, it kinda sucks, but what do YOU do when you're depressed? watch tv? eat? cut yourself?
that's what i thought."
-creator's comments on a homemade music video
First rule of good writing
imply don't show
Because anything you could think of is way worse than anything we could show you.
-/co/
>What does the feeling of being licked out compare to?
"its like
if you take a dinosaur
put a fancy hat on him
and then eat him out.
thats what its like"
-/adv/
"i have trouble believing /v/ is pleasant
last time i went on a guy was calling his grandma a noob"
-/co/
"When a furry calls you out that's when you know you fucked up."
-/co/
>2D animated Disney movie
YES
>It's a sequel..
uhhh
>...but not straight to DVD!
AWESOME
>It's Winnie the Pooh
eh. No one asked for a sequel to that movie.
>I WALKED ACROOOOOOSSSSSS THIS EMPTY LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND
DAMMIT ;-;
-/co/
"i come for the ponies"
"i bet you do"
-/co/
We have a really good thread discussing Tim Drake's somewhat ambiguous sexuality earlier. People shared viewpoints and offered contrasting opinions.
This is not that thread. This thread is for smut.
-/co/
*posts some porn*
"I DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU TO FAP TO THIS"
"CHALLENGE ACCEPTED BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO DO"
"LET ME KNOW HOW IT GOES"
*2 minutes later*
"I TRIED, I REALLY DID, BB. BUT I DON'T THINK ANYONE CAN FAP TO THIS"
"THAT WAS AWFULLY QUICK."
"WELL AS SOON AS ROBIN SAID HOLY CONSPIRACY I LOST INTEREST"
-Livejournal
me: FOR WHAT REASON
Darien (3:05:31 AM): BECAUSE YOU'RE ASKING FOR AN ASS-WHOOPIN'.
(3:05:46 AM): AND I GUESS YOU FINALLY CALLED THE RIGHT NUMBER, BECAUSE I'M GIVING IT TO YOU.
"Listen, he's super rich, so he doesn't have to work ever... EVER."
"WHAT IF ONE DAY HE HAD TO PAY SO MANY TAXES THAT HE WAS LIKE 'FUCK, I GOTTA GO TO RITE AID NOW'!?"
"LOLWUT?"
"YEAH! BECAUSE RITE AID IS A SMALL STORE, AND HE'D HAVE TO GET A JOB THERE, BECAUSE THE PEOPLE AT H&R BLOCK JUST TOOK HIS MONEY IN TAXES."
-Me&Darien
vita: answer question"what art form do you feel closest too?"
vita: lol
vita:: nudist miming
vita: i mean visual arts
the man asked the most ridiculous questions
"what if, one day I woke up hungry and there was nothing in the fridge but yogurt.. I don't want yogurt. I want meat! Then I see the neighbor's pet dog, so I catch it and eat it. Would that be wrong?"
Yes but not many of us responded so he goes
"okay, let me change the question... One month later, I woke up and was feeling hungry again! Again there was nothing in the fridge but yogurt and I want meat.. when all of a sudden THE NEIGHBOR'S BABY WAS THERE. So I cook and eat him. would THAT be wrong?"
...
ffirerage (7:48:35 PM): "there is an unmanned train coming down a track which splits into two, further down one of the track there are five workers there with soundproof headphones, etc who don't know it's coming, however, on the other track there is only one worker working again with the soundproof headphones and gear, unaware of the train. You are conveniently placed next to a lever which can change the train's course from killing 5 people to killing 1 person, would you do it?"
(7:48:58 PM): the class was pretty much split in half for this
(7:49:04 PM): then he asked another question
ffirerage (7:50:41 PM): "ok, there's a train coming down a track again with 5 unaware workers. you are standing on a bride above the tracks and you notice that the train is gonna run over them soon if u don't stop it. alll of a sudden you notice there's a fat person who if you push off the bridge will stop the train from killing the 5 workers. Would you do it?"
(7:50:50 PM): bridge*
ffirerage (7:51:30 PM): LMAO
(7:51:44 PM): i just got an e-mail from him
(7:51:51 PM): ending message : "See you Wednesday. (Don't push people off of bridges.)"
"Go to ######'s profile and look at the most recent pictures of him. HE'S A MAN NOW."
-Saranna, about a friend
Kidbrainer 11:36 am
(11:36:49 AM): shes being slow D:
LumaZula 11:39 am
(11:39:17 AM): D:
(11:39:18 AM): ?
Kidbrainer 11:39 am
(11:39:44 AM): shes not speaking english D:
LumaZula 11:40 am
(11:40:03 AM): lmfao
(11:40:14 AM): tell her that this is america, and we speak american here.
Kidbrainer 11:41 am
(11:41:42 AM): she said that was wack
(11:41:45 AM): i think
(11:41:52 AM): idk she hasnt quite reached english yet
(11:41:55 AM): shes almost there
-amanda, telling me about her phone conversation with darien
"I AM AN ANCESTOR AND TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY." -Zak Stevens [MAMG]
[about the ruckus going on outside the room] "'Bout to smack the crack outta their bones." -Vicky Thorton (SEN10R TRIP)
"My vagina lied to me!" [SEN10R TRIP!]
Nick: *pokes Michelle in the stomach multiple times*
Lucia: STOP! MY BABY'S IN THERE!
Nick: *thinks about it for a few seconds* ...Nooo it isn't...
Michelle: I was like, Tanya. He's two hits in the head away from being retarded.
Shap: you guys look terrible as a chorus.
Michelle: yeah,well you're bald!
Louis: -high, to John- YOU LOOK LIKE JESUS FROM HERE.
HOW MUCH DO YOU LOVE JESUS? -crucifixion pose- THIS MUCH (SING!'10)
Louis: "Yeah, super special pirate. Like a BUTT PIRATE." (SING! '10)
"We owned that shit! Me and My Girl? More like Me and My Dick!!" - Can Akman
"ooooo Gerald!!!"
"OH YES."
[MAMG]
"Ew you smell like poor." -Zak Stevens [MAMG]
"You need an asian to stabilize your life"
-Stephanie
"Somebody said it's like Hell, but in Hell you know why God's punishing you."
-Yana (About Cooper Union)
Me: Here, have a seat.
Yana: I DIDN'T TOUCH HIM, I SWEAR!!!
iduntm 11:11 pm
uhhh
I went from
yours which was basically
love is aggravating and hard and sucks
so my response was
IF SHE'S GIVING YOU A HARD TIME SHOOT THAT BITCH DOWN
"Part of who I am is that I can suck dick really well"
-Saranna's friend
"What the fuck is the matter with you"
"HEY WATCH YOUR FUCKING MOUTH WE HAVE FUCKING COMPANY"
Z: "Ariel, you should live here, you already have a place to sleep, we'll turn it into a three-person bedroom."
J: "We'll be like the Powerpuff GIrls!"
"His name is Gloom, he's the star of the show, HIS NAME IS GLOOM."
-breaks a string
"Oh no I rocked too hard!!!"
"Yeah but she's not the brightest knife in the drawer"
"Knives can't be bright"
"Yeah, well, shut up"
"You're not the brightest knife in the drawer, huh?"
"Fuck you."
"Hey listen I went out at bought all these materials for you."
"Yeah you bought paint that's the same color as the shirt you're putting it on, good job."
"Don't wanna clooose my eyessss"
"Don't wanna gooooo to sleeep 'cause I miss you, babe"
"And I don't wanna missanotherepisodeofSuperjaillllllllll!"
"Wait, is that what your ideal brother is?"
"NO, I--"
"Does drugs all the time, drives you everywhere, and has five--"
"Seven"
"--Seven girlfriends? Is that what you want? 'Cause that's terrible."
"Mom, look at that octopus. Would you date that octopus? WOULD YOU LET YOUR DAUGHTER DATE THAT OCTOPUS???"
"His name is Gavin the Octopus"
"Yeah, kinda like how I taught Zach how to swim by throwing him in a lake. Haha, just kidding, I didn't."
"Actually, you did."
"She's a keeper, don't let her go." (the context for this is the best context ever)
"okay no because I was trying to buy her a smoothie and--"
"NO. no you were trying to buy HIM a smoothie. HIM. because you thought she was a GUY."
i:"oh man we should just have wild sex right now."
a:"oh, right now?"
i:"right now"
a:"right here"
i:"on the table"
a:"in front of everyone"
j:"...i'm okay with this."
"you guys are such pussyfooting puddlestoppers"
"STOP BEING COLD."
"SHUT THE FUCK UP, ZACH."
Pinky:
this reminds me of you.
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5w7umsRhj1qavxmeo1_500.jpg
LumaZula 8:44 pm
(8:44:07 PM): wait why D:
Pinky 8:44 pm
(8:44:11 PM): iunno
(8:44:27 PM): you seem like the kind of person who would tell a bird to SHUT UP AND LISTEN GOOD, BURD
Pinky 8:44 pm
(8:44:46 PM): and it will actually listen
"I think it's time for me to go to bed because I closed one eye and half closed the other one and I think I saw a bear"
-Darien
"There's a fucking alligator in my window!"
-Darien
"FUCK TREES WE GOT WENDY'S AND POPEYE'S, BITCH."
-Darien
"Kyle calm yo balls, just calm yo balls"
"No bitch I ain't gon' calm my balls, they gon' be FEISTY."
[...]
"Kyle what is up with you and your feisty balls"
"Nah they're not feisty now, they're FLAMING."
"Damn he made you cake and he ain't use no cake mix, you just gonna leave like that?"
-Darien (about the scene in Dragonball Evolution)
Annabelle: MCDONALDS DIDNT HIRE ME ARIEL
WHAT DOES THAT SAY ABOUT ME AS A LIFEFORM D:
Darien 12:43 am
(12:43:10 AM): I FFFFF, I FFFILLED EET UP WI--JUS TAEK EET
LumaZula 10:50 pm
(10:50:08 PM): STEALING IS BAD
(10:50:11 PM): AND WILL GET ME IN TROUBLE
Darien 10:50 pm
(10:50:18 PM): ..THAT'S OKAY D':
(10:50:28 PM): IT GIVES YOU CHARACTER :-D
"Why'd you buy me french fries?"
"Because you're an asshole."
-Jeez, Robbie
"Sorry Izzy, I want to be in lesbians with you but my mom is jelly"
"Your mother can't separate us, what we have is true."
"WOAH, I can't swim"