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X the boxes that apply ....

(x) been drunk.
(x) smoked pot.
(x) kissed a member of the opposite sex.
(_) kissed two members of the opposite sex at the same time.
(_) kissed a member of the same sex.
(x) kissed your best friend.
(_) crashed a friend's car.
(_) been to japan.
(x) rode in a taxi.
(x) been in love.
(x) had sex.
(x) had sex in public.
(x) been dumped.
(x)Shoplifted
(_) been fired.
(x) been in a fist fight.
(_) had a threesome.
(x) snuck out of the house.
(_) been tied up. (sexually)
(_) been caught masturbating.
(x) Pissed on myself ---- i hope peeing your pants is included
(_) been arrested.
(_) made out with a stranger.
(_) did other sexual acts with a stanger
(x) stole something from my job.
(_) celebrated new years in time square.
(x) lied to a friend.
(x) had a crush on a teacher.
( ) celebrated mardi-gras in new orleans.
( ) been to europe.
(x) skipped school.
(_) slept with a co-worker.
(x) cut myself on purpose.
(_) had sex at the office.
(_) been married.
(_) been divorced
(_) had children.
(_) been caught by the cops having sex
(x) you "took one for the team"