God am I a loser

Aug 22, 2004 01:49

Name: --Andrew
Piercings: --None but i want my knee cap
Tattoos: --none yet
Height: --hmm like 5'8
Shoe size:-- 11 1/2
Hair color:-- brown
Length: oh about 6 1/2 inchs ladys will varify
Siblings:-- matt and chris and sis in law heater

the last...
Movie you rented:--i have no i fuckin dea its been that long oh but im going to rent the movie of the book i supossed to read for school
Movie you bought:-- waynes world 1 and 2
Song you listened to: -- The Early November-this happens
Song that was stuck in your head:-- a drum part travis from blink did i cant tell ya what the song is called though
CD you bought:--Atreyu- the curse
CD you listened to:-- story of the year page avenue
Person you've called: --emily
Person that's called you: --emily haha
TV show you've watched--: the assistant
Person you were thinking of: --um me being sexy and doing a dance

do you...
You have a bf or gf: --negative
You have a crush on someone: -- negatory
You wish you could live somewhere else: -- as far away from crofton as fuckin possible
You think about suicide: --negative
You believe in online dating: --thats like masturbating to the bra section of the sears catolouge
Others find you attractive: --you know it
You want more piercings: --perhaps my asshole shut that whole pooping deal is way overrated
You drink: -- nah friend almost died so thats a negative
You do drugs: --nope
You smoke: -nope
You like cleaning: --what the hell am i Chris's parents next question
You like roller coasters: --yes as long as i dont die but if the person next to me does then its all god
You write in cursive or print: --cursive blows havent used it since 5th grade where they said the teachers in middle school would make you use bull shit print all the way
You carry a donor card:--no way if i die someone else will too

for or against...
Long distance relationships: -- kinda hard to get laid
Using someone: -- if you have a good reason
Killing people: --negative
Teenage smoking: --smokers are jokers but i really dont care
Premarital sex: for:--against it the bible says no sike if you got the chace to get laid go for it brotha
Driving drunk: --negatory ill stomp you scrotum if you hit me if your driving drunk hell if you hit my car at all you scrotum is getting a stomping
Gay/lesbian relationship: what ever packs your fudge iah mean floats your boat go for it
Soap operas: u -funny to turn on music and see if the lips match up to there nonsense about butt fucking

THE FAVORITES
Food: --its all good except for the stuff that taste like shit
Song:-- hmmm prolly that new senses fail song buried a lie
Thing to do: -- play my drums
Thing to talk about: --how awsome last night was
Sports: --lax my good man
Drinks: --coke
Clothes:-- the kind i wear what the hell
Movies: --i dont really have a favorite american history x is alwasy a good watch
Band/singer:-- A.F.I.
Holiday: --Christmas
New nerdy saying:-- so John Kerry walks into a bar and the bartenders says "why the long face" (makes me laugh every time that guys face if fucking long)

do you think you are... ,
Pretty: --of course
Funny: --i guess i hear that i am
Hot: -- you know you know
Friendly: -- I guess as long as your not an asshole im normally pretty good
Amusing: --if your still reading then i guess i am
Ugly: what do i look like tyler negative
Loveable:- you know it
Pessimistic: --what the fuck does that mean
Optimistic: -- sure why the hell not
Caring: --sure i care if you price is right good show by the way
Sweet: -- like candy
Dorky: most likly
Spell your first name back wards: werdna
The story behind your LJ user name: our band name used to be a shattered dream which blew the cock so we changed it and i play drums so asd drummer you got it
Are you straight: --yea im good but ask in a little
Where do you live: --crofton
4 words that sum you up:-- mother fucking awsomly cool

describe your...
Wallet:-- school id were people say i look stoned
Hairbrush:-- white man afro
Toothbrush:-- in need of a new one
Jewelry worn daily: --da ice in mah teef keep da cristale cold or i dont wear any because im straight
Pillow cover:-- what ever the fuck my mom put on when she made my bed
Blanket: -- green
Coffee cup: --um what ever we have in the house
Sunglasses: --aviators when ever i get a new pair
Shoes:-- shit brown
Handbag: --those ones that have the first letter of your name on it
Favorite top:-- the first one in the drower what do you think i take the time and think about it
CD in stereo right now: --i have no idea i havent used my cd player in forever because of the great invention of file sharing
What you are wearing now: --dirty shorts and a dirty shirt
Hair:-- same as it alwasy is messy outta control
Make up:-- not unless im going to a KISS concert

who or what?
In my mouth: -- teef
In my head: --voices
---Wishing: -- could always use money
After this: --prolly bed
Talking to: --was talking to tyler but he prolly left to watch the fresh prince
Eating: --nope
Person you wish you could see right now: --i dunno emeral he could make me up some fine food
Is next to you: --my bed
Something you're looking forward to in this up coming month: --getting my new cymbals oh and quitting giant because giant is gay and pays like shit
Something that you are deathly afraid of: -- hmmm i guess being like stabed in teh stomach thatd fuckin suck ass ohhh or getting shot in the nuts
Do you like candles: -- what am i gay i dont give a shit
Do you like hot wax: --what the fuck do you do with hot wax do you put you nuts in hot wax as a form of masturbation cause thatd hurt and be gross
Do you like incense: --dont really care
Do you like the taste of blood: --um wow what are you those kids that play d&d then since your the untimate green douche dragon do you drink goats blood and feces
Do you believe in love:--sure
Do you believe in soul mates: --wouldnt that be who your in love with
Do you believe in love at first sight:-- why the hell not i guess if your in love you are from the start or unless the chick get huge tits
Do you believe in forgiveness:-- sure unless it was something really horrible
Do you believe in God: --um kinda i guess i mean might as well just to be safe
What do you want done with your body when you die:-- i want to buired in a KISS coffin and have my funeral like a ROAST where all my asshole friends make fun of me then they can be like i cant believe my last memory of him is calling him and asshole and a son of a bitch then theyd be all depreesed thatd be sweet
Who is your worst enemy: --martha fucking stewart i hate then bitch
If you could have any animal for a pet:--a porn star
What is the latest you've ever stayed up: -- all night
Can you eat with chopsticks: -- yep its all in the index finger
What's your favorite coin: --quarters
What are some of your favorite pig out foods:--frozen pizzas
What's something that you wish people would understand: -- just because im good looking doesnt mean im stupid
What's something you wish you could understand better:--life
Anyone you miss that you haven't seen in a long time: -- cant think of anyone
Something you want to make happen for tomorrow: -- um find the movie about the book im supossed to read but we all know im not gonna read it
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