birthday cards!

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Here is the birthday card I owed Victoria. We managed to go out long enough to make it through both our birthdays once, you see, and I failed to get her a card the first time around. Granted, at the time I was supposed to give her this card, she was in a different state at the time, and acting like a real douchebag about what goes into an "adult relationship," but whatever. Apparently what goes into an adult relationship is dumping someone for someone you've had a crush on since you were 12, but I digress.

The cover:

On my birthday, several years ago, this was posted on Achewood:



And on the inside...

But hey, the next year, on your birthday, we got this:


May your birthday be appropriately strange.
Happy Birthday!

Tomorrow: Dreams!