Jun 19, 2011 01:09
Dear lady in the red car,
I was driving along and this guy, kid? in a grey sports car, started veering/merging into my lane. I think it happened really quick. I don't know if I had a chance to slow down, speed up, honk the horn, or even check to my left. I was just mostly concerned that the sports car was going to occupy the space I was occupying. I'm sorry I didn't see you in to my left. Thanks for swerving, and avoid hitting me. I know why you pointed at me and gave me a dirty look. I'm sorry I swerved and invaded your lane. I know how it feels 'cause well…
If you wanna be pissed at me, that's cool. You're today's hero. Thanks for not hitting my car.
Also when I waved after getting back my lane that was to the a-hole (who at this point was behind me) It wasn't making light on my inadvertent attempt on your life. In my mind I was saying:"Hey fucktard, I was in that lane! See me here in front of you? Yeah. Hey how's it going?"
My sincere apologies & thanks,
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Dear guy in the grey sports car who my brain has made into a jersey shore looking d-bag even if you were just a random redneck jock,
I swerved and tried to kill people because some fuck-hole to the right of me was about to put his grill in my passenger seat. Funny I didn't see anyone to the right you of you.
Also thanks for at least falling back of respect for what you did after the fact. Oh right you didn't do that, you passed everyone and floored it - nice!
You're a tool and you suck. I'm glad I didn't have to meet you. Drive safer, and don't kill anybody (perhaps a personal exception).
Sincerely,
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