Sep 23, 2005 11:30
Every hot date should start by rushing to the Marriott on Pooks Hill and taking a monster poo. MONSTER POO.
It should then finish with a lady projectile-peeing onto a fence.
On another note, Paul McCartney should not play "Lovely Rita" on his US tour out of respect to the mass destruction ready to befall Louisiana again. F*ck Texas.