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[ascending_angel]

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CALLING;

[idateforsupper]

CALLING;

[ascending_angel]

[Quick and busy sounding]

Hey, sweetheart.

CALLING;

[idateforsupper]

Threesomes, Warren?

CALLING;

[ascending_angel]

Uh...

Yes please?

[IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE SOME KIND OF QUESTION OR REQUEST????]

CALLING;

[idateforsupper]

What---

I talked to Sally.

CALLING;

[ascending_angel]

[Not clicking in yet.]

You want a threesome with Sally!? I used to take care of her, so...I don't think I'd be comfortable with that...?

[YEESH PICK SOMEONE ELSE.]

CALLING;

[idateforsupper]

WARREN!

Ohmigod, what is WRONG with you?! Why were you talkin' to that girl about threesomes?! That's so inappropriate!

CALLING;

[ascending_angel]

Oh.

[A pause]

What!? How is that inappropriate even!? I was making a list of options, and that was an option!

CALLING;

[idateforsupper]

Ugh.

CALLING;

[ascending_angel]

Are you offended? It's not like I said YOU were having threesomes.

CALLING;

[idateforsupper]

She asked me if WE were, and---

Wait. You said yes please. Am I not enough for you, or something??

CALLING;

[ascending_angel]

I never told her we were, though. I just said they were fun...

[Yet another pause because he seriously needs to go sit in his office and talk quieter so that people can't hear him.]

And they are fun. That doesn't mean you aren't enough for me, at all! All it is is experimenting, basically!

CALLING; GET

[idateforsupper]

Are you sure?

CALLING; never =D

[ascending_angel]

Of course I'm sure! Look, the whole reason it even came up was because of past experiences, okay? I've had them before, but that doesn't mean I'd make you do that now.

I wouldn't make you do anything. I sure as hell wouldn't spread rumours about you - or us - either.

CALLING;

[idateforsupper]

Yeah, yeah. I think I know that part especially.

But I accidentally told Sally about when Wanda turned you into a bird. Sorry.

CALLING;

[ascending_angel]

Gee, thanks. That's what I get for talking?