IC CONTACT POST | capeandcowl

[ascending_angel]

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| CALLING |

[boosterbutt]

| CALLING |

[ascending_angel]

What's up?

[boosterbutt]

I've decided to forgive you and Dazzler for skipping out and/or canceling the last two performances.

On one condition.

[ascending_angel]

Anything, man. I'm really sorry about that...

[boosterbutt]

No apologies. Just business. I'm planning on a burlesque night starring DAZZLER. Of course this means open bar, formal attire required, jazz music, and oh, this is on your bill.

[ascending_angel]

[long pause]

Burlesque?

[boosterbutt]

We're going to make her bigger than Dita Von Teese.

[ascending_angel]

As beautiful as this sounds, how racy are we talking here though? And is she cool with this? I don't want to make her do anything she's not comfortable doing for sake of cash.

[boosterbutt]

Hey, hey, hey. This isn't a strip show, my man. We're going to be totally classy here. Might flash some of the bazookas, but really, that's all up to Al. She's for the idea as long as you can get the place ready.

[ascending_angel]

Bazookas.

...

The bar's yours, but she's calling the shots in terms of stage stuff. I mean it, Booster.

[boosterbutt]

Or disco balls. It's a choose-your-own-metaphor party.

Fine, fine, fine. She's the star after all. I'm thinking next Saturday is good?

[ascending_angel]

Disco balls? She'd blast your face off if she heard you talking like that!

[SIGHING. BOOSTER YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO SEE HIS GF'S TITS THIS GIVES HIM MAN ANGST]

Fine, whatever, next Saturday's fine. It's got to be a late show though! 10:30, or something.