Dear Diary Entry
If Orlin kept a diary, this would be todays entry...
Dear Diary,
This morning was all like Shabam! With Clay. She is such an awesome girlfriend. And then I went and bought some chocolate. And then on my way home, Camulus was all like 'I own you' and I was like 'wtf, you don't own me' and he was like, 'but I get jelouse when your with like some one else,' and I was like, 'so now I have to choose when it wsnt there before'
I wish I had a sister who could be insane so I could be pompus. That or crazy hill people come and steal a certain some one away so I never have to see them again.
It was so not the best day ever.
Alas, and Woe on me. He keepeth not a journal.
Dear Diary,
This morning was all like Shabam! With Clay. She is such an awesome girlfriend. And then I went and bought some chocolate. And then on my way home, Camulus was all like 'I own you' and I was like 'wtf, you don't own me' and he was like, 'but I get jelouse when your with like some one else,' and I was like, 'so now I have to choose when it wsnt there before'
I wish I had a sister who could be insane so I could be pompus. That or crazy hill people come and steal a certain some one away so I never have to see them again.
It was so not the best day ever.
Alas, and Woe on me. He keepeth not a journal.