Aug 06, 2008 14:07
Friday June 9th, 2000
WEATHER
Partially cloudy with a 30% chance of sprinkled showers. Look for some sunny breaks. Where is this summer they promised us?
FUNERAL SERVICES TO BE HELD
Funeral services and memorial are to be held today for Margo Nott. Services will take place in the family home in Waterford County, Ireland. The burial will be followed by reception and any wishing to attend my join.
DEATH EATER’S SON TO INHERIT
With the passing of Margo Nott there has been furious scrambling by lawyers and aurors alike to ensure wanted criminal, Edric Nott, does not receive any finical gain from his mother’s passing. All effects from her will which address Mr. Nott, have instead been granted to his only child, Mr. Theodore Nott. This paired with the young man’s earlier inheritance from his mother and maternal grandparents leave young Mister Nott perhaps the richest young bachelor this side of the pond.
CRITICAL CANNONS MATCH ENDS IN TIE
This weeks most important match between the Chudley Cannons and Applebee Arrows leaves many fans doubting the sudden streak of luck Cannonites haven’t see in decades. The game, having first been postponed due to rain, ended in a tie in a play never before seen. With a match score of 60-60 and the daylight fading, both seekers made a move for the snitch, each grabbing it in what ended up being a three hour long tousle, each claiming to have touched it first.
In the end a winner could not be determined, and the cold and tired referee declared the match a tie, meaning the two shall have to duke it out again in the coming week. The referee has been taking into seclusion after numerous death threats.
POTTERWATCH
Still no sign of the father to be, though we did receive a rather nastily worded letter which can be tossed up to hormones. Best of luck Harry!
daily prophet