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ok, so I didn't post this over the weekend because I worry about my lj reputation. Isn't that silly. I thought to myself if I post one more 'injured alex' post, they're gonna get sick of me and run away. But this post is me caving in to the need to vent, so if that's not for you, please please skip this. I'll feel better of it if you do. And however much I love pity emails, If you feel compelled, I ask instead that you make a small donation to Doctors w/o Borders, or come and visit :)
With that said, FUCK! this Sucks. So that girl with the Lion's main of hair that I danced with on Friday, I know I said I couldn't walk straight afterwards, but I wasn't kidding. We were grinding really low when she grabbed me kinda funny, and a searing pain eminated from my right thigh. I've never quite felt anything like it. But I was drunk and I could still walk afterwards, so I didn't think much of it. Saturday I had a limp. SUNDAY, I woke up and my right thigh was half as big over again as my left, and there was this HUGE BRUISE stretching from groin to knee cap. So I kinda freaked out and went to the doctor on Monday. She took a good look at it and said 'yep, you really messed it up. Take some Tylenol." At the time, I thought, ok, good: I'm not bleeding to death inside. But it's just gotten worse since then. Every time I move my leg, I rediscover a new obsenity long lost since childhood. 'Fuckers' is in heavy circulation. However I'm also frequenting 'Shit Shit Shit" and my new favorite that I just found: "Fuck Cakes." That one, I'm mildly proud of.
With that said, FUCK! this Sucks. So that girl with the Lion's main of hair that I danced with on Friday, I know I said I couldn't walk straight afterwards, but I wasn't kidding. We were grinding really low when she grabbed me kinda funny, and a searing pain eminated from my right thigh. I've never quite felt anything like it. But I was drunk and I could still walk afterwards, so I didn't think much of it. Saturday I had a limp. SUNDAY, I woke up and my right thigh was half as big over again as my left, and there was this HUGE BRUISE stretching from groin to knee cap. So I kinda freaked out and went to the doctor on Monday. She took a good look at it and said 'yep, you really messed it up. Take some Tylenol." At the time, I thought, ok, good: I'm not bleeding to death inside. But it's just gotten worse since then. Every time I move my leg, I rediscover a new obsenity long lost since childhood. 'Fuckers' is in heavy circulation. However I'm also frequenting 'Shit Shit Shit" and my new favorite that I just found: "Fuck Cakes." That one, I'm mildly proud of.