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[asayake87]

i really need money for europe so i was wondering if anyone would buy edgar from me? price is negotiable.

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[notinmykettle]

as a slave, i will buy him for..... £5, perhaps u may be able to barter me up to £6, but he's not all that good slave material, a bit rebellious

[asayake87]

yes i would agree, but would you give me £7 and you could make him revise for you or something. or just do something rediculously entertaining, otr you coudl make him rob a bank for you, or something... pretty much anything really, i dont think slaves have rights. i guess you may need to feed him occasionally. but could i raise you to £7?

[_pahoehoe]

£7??? I'm deeply, deeply offended. I admit that I am pretty useless as a conventional slave labourer, but I'm not that useless. If people were just a teeny bit creative in what they asked me to do I might be an entertaining and valuable asset to anybody willing to pay a decent price.

Not that I am condoning this people trading.. of me.. I am worried and hurt by it.

[notinmykettle]

*ignores edgar*

ok £7, deal? he better be worth all the fuss, or he's out on the streets with the other dogs

[asayake87]

Edgar wishes a better deal for himself. but if were going behind his back then its a deal! besides do slaves have wishes granted?

[asayake87]

sorry edgar