KFC
So last night I was getting hungry around 9:30pm. I had been watching Sixteen Candles on some channel with commercials and on comes this ad for Kentucky Fried Chicken. Mmmmmm.... I thought to myself. I don't really like KFC all that much but that looks finger fuckin' good right now.
So I hop in my car and drive to KFC. Those motherfuckers had closed about 15 minutes before my arrival. I left the parking lot feeling utterly unsatisfied. Burger King was close by and they were open.
So then I come home, get shitfaced with a bottle of cheap red wine, some tequila, and a lone beer. I watch some movies and pass out.
In my dream I was some sort of secret agent or otherwise special person to society. At some point I remember doing a mission in Mexico or something. That part of the dream has faded, but what I remember clear as day was getting KFC. I got some KFC in my dream and I will never forget what I said: "Man, this shit is disgusting."
Sure enough when I woke up I had decided that KFC is in fact disgusting and that I was out of my fucking tree to think that I was hungry for it last night.
So I hop in my car and drive to KFC. Those motherfuckers had closed about 15 minutes before my arrival. I left the parking lot feeling utterly unsatisfied. Burger King was close by and they were open.
So then I come home, get shitfaced with a bottle of cheap red wine, some tequila, and a lone beer. I watch some movies and pass out.
In my dream I was some sort of secret agent or otherwise special person to society. At some point I remember doing a mission in Mexico or something. That part of the dream has faded, but what I remember clear as day was getting KFC. I got some KFC in my dream and I will never forget what I said: "Man, this shit is disgusting."
Sure enough when I woke up I had decided that KFC is in fact disgusting and that I was out of my fucking tree to think that I was hungry for it last night.