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Sep 19, 2009 15:05

Is it just me or does it feel extra creepy around here lately?

I'll be hiding at home if anyone wants to hang out.

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AND SO, they meet. (VOICE) infinitelyslick September 20 2009, 06:19:07 UTC
How do you keep getting in there! I don't even see you people sneaking in!! Is there a hole I should plug up??

ARE YOU ALL THE SIZE OF ANTS?!

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(VOICE) asano_san September 20 2009, 06:22:22 UTC
How do I keep getting in where?! What?! Of course I'm not the size of an ant. I'm a perfectly normal human size. What have other people been saying?

Who is this? Is this a wrong number? Mizuiro? Is that you? You need to work on your drunk dial pranks because they're not funny if they don't make any sense!

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(VOICE) infinitelyslick September 20 2009, 06:24:42 UTC
What!? How can you be human size and still fit in this rectangle?!

UNLESS I HAVE GROWN BIGGER. AM I BIGGER NOW?????

Who is this!? How did you get into my rectangle?

ARE YOU THE ONE WHO BEAT UP THE POOPER??

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(VOICE) asano_san September 20 2009, 06:30:44 UTC
I'm not in a rectangle. I don't think I'm in a rectangle. Am I in a rectangle?!

I don't know if you're bigger. Have you been eating your vegetables?

I SWEAR I DIDN'T TOUCH THE POOPER!

This is...
Wait. What side are you on? I've been told I have to be careful who I talk to on the network.

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(VOICE) infinitelyslick September 20 2009, 06:35:42 UTC
Yes! You're in my rectangle with Killer-[The sound of a sneeze], Pineapple-Head and the Pooper-Who-Got-Beat-Up-By-Someone-But-I-Don't-Know-Who and the Scary-Sounding-Guy and then there's you!!!

But if I'm not bigger, then you must be a very small human! I have seen humans before, they are almost as big as I am! Except Pineapple-Head but is he a human?? No, he's a Shinigami so it doesn't count!

But if YOU didn't touch the Pooper, who did!?

I'm on the side that's holding the rectangle. But don't worry, so long as you don't fight the other Rectangle-people, I won't shake you!!

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(VOICE) asano_san September 20 2009, 06:42:53 UTC
If I'm in a rectangle, I can't see anyone here but me. Should I be looking for a Killer, a Pineapple-Head, a Pooper and a Scary-Sounding-Guy? I don't want to look for a Killer or a Scary-Sounding Guy! You know what? I don't want to look for a Pooper either! I am completely neutral on the prospect of searching for a Pineapple-Head.

Wait! I know some scary sounding guys! Maybe one of them is the Scary-Sounding-Guy! Did he have an eyepatch and a tattoo on his tongue? Or did he have bright red hair and tattoos over his eyebrows?

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(VOICE) infinitelyslick September 20 2009, 06:46:11 UTC
I don't know! Killer-[sneeze] sounded very cranky, and Scary-Sounding-Guy sounded... SCARY. I wouldn't look for The Pooper, he seems like a rather messy fellow!!

You should look for Pineapple-Head though! He said he was going to get himself and Killer-[sneeze] out of the Rectangle!! I hope he doesn't bring the Scary-Sounding-Guy or the Pooper!

Pineapple-Head has red hair and all kinds of strange markings! But I don't think the Scary-Sounding-Guy is... like the other one you described! BUT I THINK I KNOW THAT GUY!!!

IS HE IN THE RECTANGLE TOO??? RUN AWAY, LOUDMOUTH-SAN!!

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(VOICE) asano_san September 20 2009, 06:48:09 UTC
WHERE SHOULD I RUN?!

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(VOICE) infinitelyslick September 20 2009, 06:49:28 UTC
HIDE BEHIND AN ICHIGO IF YOU CAN FIND ONE!!! THEY'RE GOOD FOR HIDING BEHIND!!!!

OR JUST RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN TO FIND PINEAPPLE-HEAD!!!

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(VOICE) asano_san September 20 2009, 06:51:15 UTC
BUT IS THERE AN ICHIGO IN MY RECTANGLE? MAYBE HE HAS HIS OWN RECTANGLE!

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(VOICE) infinitelyslick September 20 2009, 06:52:06 UTC
But I think these are Shinigami Rectangles!!!?!!?! Why would Ichigo have a Shinigami Rectangle!?!?

JUST HIDE FROM NNOITRA!!

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(VOICE) asano_san September 20 2009, 06:55:46 UTC
Ichigo's a shinigami so of course he would have one! I'm the one who's just a human, so why would I be in a shinigami rectangle?

I'm hiding in my closet right now. Do you think Nnoitra can find me there? Do I need to call Urahara-san for help?

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(VOICE) infinitelyslick September 20 2009, 06:57:10 UTC
I hope he doesn't find you, Loudmouth-san!! Because if he finds you. He'll hurt you!! I KNOW THIS FROM EXPERIENCE.

IT HURT.

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(VOICE) asano_san September 20 2009, 07:00:15 UTC
Would I be better off under the bed?! Do you think Nnoitra would look in the closet or under the bed first?

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(VOICE) infinitelyslick September 20 2009, 07:04:54 UTC
I don't know!!!

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(VOICE) asano_san September 20 2009, 07:07:36 UTC
What if I set up a rotating schedule and spend fifteen minutes in each spot?

What about the bathroom? Would he think to check in there? Maybe I should add that to the rotation.

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