RIP Ninja Bowser Starpig 2004-2007

[asamamoru]

Ninja-Bowser-Starpig the Guinea Pig, died today around 3PM, most likely of complications/old age. My mom had been caring for him since our current place doesn't allow pets, and spoiled him rotten. He is survived by his owners, Tim and Shalan, his caretakers, Gayle and Liz, Sweetie the cockatiel, Tinkerton (Tinker) Lovejoy Steel the Yorkshire Terrier, The Lynnview Squirrel Army,and possibly some of his original litter, and their descendents. Services were held today around 5PM. Eat some carrots, burrow into your blankets, and drink a beer (he perfered the taste of dark beer)in his memory.

(before anyone says anything, ninja was never, ever exclusivly fed beer, he just liked the taste it)