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[asaingrashopper]

(X) I have been drunk
(X) I have smoked pot
(X) I have kissed a member of the opposite sex
( ) I have kissed a member of the same sex
( ) I crashed a friend's car
( ) I have been to Japan
(X) I rode in a taxi
( ) I had anal sex
(X) I have been in love
(X) I had sex
( ) I have had sex in public
(X) I have been dumped
(X) I shoplifted
(X) I have been fired
(X) I have been in a fist fight
( ) I had a threesome
(X) I snuck out of my parent's house
( ) I have been tied up (sexually)
( ) I have been caught masturbating
(X) I have pissed on myself
( ) I had sex with a member of the same sex
(X) I had sex with a member of the opposite sex
(X) I have been arrested
(X) I have made out with a stranger
( ) I have stolen something from my job
( ) I celebrated New Year's in Times Square (or national equivalent)
( ) I went on a blind date
(X) I lied to a friend
( ) I had a crush on a teacher
( ) I celebrated Mardi-Gras in New Orleans
( ) I have been to Europe
(X) I skipped school
( ) I slept with a co-worker
( ) I have been fisted and/or have fisted anyone
( ) I have thrown up in a bar
( ) I have visited a site held holy by a major religion
(X) I cheated on a final exam.
( ) I have been/gotten someone pregnant
(X) I have been on stage
(X) I have played an instrument
( ) I have cut myself on purpose
( ) I have been married
( ) I have been divorced
( ) I have had children haha
( ) I have gotten a speeding ticket