The Low-Cost, Orange Alternative to Red Bull and Vodka

Jan 10, 2009 14:58

The end of Sparks, at least as we knew it.

An appropriate eulogy can be found here, along with a gallery of the condition known as "Sparks-Tongue".

I never cared for the stuff myself, but loved the radio ads that aired when it originally rolled out. They featured a suitably energetic announcer extolling its virtues over crappy, high BPM dance music. Every once and a while the announcer would pause and a new voice would shout "SPAAAAAARKS!", In case we forgot what we were supposed to buy.
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