ジタバタ純情 - Chapter 11: Yellow light
Title:ジタバタ純情 ("Struggling Pure Heart.") - Chapter Eleven: Yellow light
Pairings: TakaChii
Fandom: Hey!Say! JUMP, Johnny's Junior
Genre: Angst, fluff
Rating: PG-15
Warnings : Boys in love with each other? References to boi secks!?
Disclaimer: I R JOHNNY'S ULTRA MONEYMAKING PRODUCER. I wish.
Summary: Chinen is pregnant but he's not sure whose child it is. Kidding. Food talk.
Today, Hey!Say!JUMP had a photo-shoot. Christmas time was approaching and younger fangirls always got their parents to buy insane amounts of merchandise when December was close. Hey!Say!JUMP attracted a lot of fangirls, old or young, so that meant the jimusho had to exploit them as much as they could right now to get all the possible money from them.
"Ow. Ow. Ow."
That was the sound Chinen Yuuri made each time he took a step. He entered the dressing room, biting his lip to do not make that noise anymore, though he was failing because he kept wimpering and wincing.
"Hey, Chinen-kun.... Did you hurt yourself?" There came Yabu and his mother leader instincts, always there for the younger ones.
Chinen waved that off, "No, no, no. I'm alright, Yabu-kun, failed to land a jump last night." He smiled and continued limping his way to the nearest lap, Yuto's. Of course the younger one wasn't about to tell their unofficial captain that he got in that condition because he and his boyfriend had been doing very intimate things last weekend!
As soon as he reached his forever energetic buddy, he sat on his lap, wincing.
"Chii? You okay?" The taller member of Hey!Say!7 asked.
Chinen nodded. "Ignore my presence, please?"
Then, Yamada, who was sitting next to Yuto, thought of something that didn't sound to far-fetched to be accurate. Though, with Ryutaro sitting on the floor not too far from them and reading a manga, it wasn't wise to have a discussion about those things. Unless he does not use the real words! "Ne, Chinen-kun, did you make that cucumber nori roll recipe we talked about last week? You said you'd do it this weekend." He asked, winking twice so Chinen could get what he was hinting at.
Cucumber!? What the flip! EW. I CAN'T EAT CUCUMBER ANYMORE. "What are you talking about, Yama-chan? Took something in Yuto's candy stash? I told you that stuff is bad for you." Chinen replied. He always wondered what was in those sweets anyways, even if his general idea was that it was something illegal.
Nakajima always got Yamada's hints faster than anyone, now was not an exception. "You know, Chii, we taught you what to do with the nori... how to wrap it around the cucumber and all... I bought your soy sauce." The tallest of the three added, winking like Yamada did.
"Oh.... that." Only now the tiny boy understood. "... yeah.... did it." He said, wishing that Hey!Say!BEST weren't looking at him curiously from the other side of the room.
"...congrats?" Yamada sounded more like this was a question.
"Uhm. So. How did it go? Nori was okay? How about the soy sauce?" The older of the three asked.
Chinen had to think about this one. How to reply to that so it still sounds like they are talking about food? Morimoto was now on the phone with his brother, he could guess by the sudden 'Oh my God! Fujigaya-kun let you touch his holy fringe?! No fair! I'm not a junior anymore I don't get to see him as much as you can, you're cheating!' yells.
"Uhm. Well. Guys," Chinen started. "I... love my cucumbers kind of plain. So. No nori. Just used the soy sauce... and it was... amazingly good. I ate it twice this weekend... but. Something went wrong." Chinen tried to explain and ignored the weird looks he was getting, "Like... I got a stomach ache and I wanted to take medicine for it, but, I read the label wrong and instead of stuff for the stomach, I took Alka-Seltzer and it bubbled in my stomach..."
From the BEST corner, a very disturbed leader got up with wide eyes. Yabu knew Takaki and Chinen were to do things this weekend but instead Chinen got a stomach ache and took the wrong medicine! How the heck did the little guy's boyfriend let that happen? That negligent idiot!
"TAKAKI YUYA, C'MERE. I NEED TO HAVE A WORD WITH YOU, NOW." Hey! Say! JUMP's older member grabbed the brunette by his arm and pulled him toward the door. Takaki was yelling that he didn't want to go and was holding on to every piece of furniture and to the door frame, but sadly for him, Yabu Kouta turned into a super Saiyajin when it came to the well-being of the little ones and he kamehameha'd his band-mate out the door.
Keito looked up from his Harry Potter book, "Poor Takaki-kun, I bet he's going to get Yabu-kun's 1001 rounds of scolding of doom..."
Daiki shook his head, "And I bet Yabu-kun is going to kick his ass!"
"Does the fact that I totally want to see that make me a bad person?" Inoo asked, blinking innocently.
Hikaru got off of his seat and pointed the others, challenging them, "Yosha! Last one there is Takaki's butt!" With that, everyone left, following the jester's lead. Except for Hey! Say! 7 minus Morimoto. The discussing three stared at the boy reading his book and Yamada cleared his throat. Chinen, went on dear Yama-chan's lap instead, simply because he wasn't able to stay on the same lap for too long. Except for his boyfriend's.
"Uhm.. Why are you still here?" Yuto asked the resident British boy.
"I could ask the same, Sherlock." Okamoto looked up, "What? Bothered that I'm too British to enjoy such childish things?" He replied, "Besides, I have no intention in being Takaki-kun's arse."
Chinen puffed his cheeks at that and frowned dramatically. "Why not? It happens to be a very fine looking butt!" The smallest boy asked. "Besides, we're talking about butt sex!"
As if on cue, Keito closed his book and walked away, heading for a 'no butt-talk' zone, the space between the vending machines in the hall. Hearing Chinen Yuuri say the words "butt sex" was just way too wrong and disturbing in so many ways. He must have imagined that or something.
When their band mate left, the Yamajima duo stared at each other. They didn't need words to understand each other, they just needed someone to say the stuff they wanted to say, who was Yuto, most of the time. Unless they need tact and good words, it would be Yamada in that case.
"Talk." Yamada mouthed to his companion. Yuto shook his head no until his best friend started to pout at him.
"Fine." The older boy mouthed back and cleared his throat. He couldn't refuse anything to Yamada, even if he asked him to go murder Kamenashi-senpai one day, Yuto would do it because it was Yama-chan who asked for it.
"So, Chii, what you're saying is... you're pregnant, right?" Yuto asked. "Since... the whole stomach thing...?"
Yamada facepalmed and groaned, he imagined Yuto saying something stupid, but somehow, that boy always went beyond the limits of his imagination.
"Yuto! Boys don't get pregnant!" He yelled at him, "Don't you get it, he caught Takaki's crabs! Hence the mention of medicine!"
The 'best friends forever and beyond' argued over whether Chinen got knocked up or caught an STD and the small boy was debating with himself, wondering who was the bigger idiot there.
"GUYS." He smacked them both on their heads, getting their attentions back in a flash. "I.... I just called Hashimoto-kun's name instead of Yuuyan's..." He said, almost inaudible.
Gasps.
"You... moaned another guy's name." Yamada stared with wide eyes, not believing it totally. If Chinen called Ohno Satoshi's name while in bed with Takaki, he would understand it, but Hashimoto's? No way. This was a joke and someone was about to come out and tell them this is for a dokkiri show.
"This... ouch. Sounds like an embarassing situation..." Yuto added. They were both very stunned by it. "And... what are you going to do about that?"
Yuuri looked at his friends and frowned, "Make Hashimoto move to Brazil."
Immediately, the two boys erupted into a fit of laughter, which made him want to strangle them both. Why did they laugh? This wasn't funny at all. It was the most dramatic thing since Ichi litre no namida!
"Ah, sorry, Chinen!" Yamada muttered between giggles, trying to silence himself with his hands.
Yuto poked the younger boy's cheek, "You're too cute at times." Only this little acrobat could think about fixing a problem like that.
Chinen pouted at that. There it went again, he always had to be treated like a kid even when their age difference isn't all that big.
"STOP LAUGHING." He bit Yuto's finger, making him yell out for his mommy loudly. Meanwhile, the other boy who had been able to contain his giggles started to laugh again before doing his best to make sure Chinen doesn't make his best buddy lack a forefinger.
When the taller boy's digit was away from harm again (though it had a very red bite mark on it), Yamada bounced the boy in his lap a little and asked, "Back to topic.... what are you going to do about that? I mean. You two did it twice, you didn't say it twice, right?"
Chinen shook his head, "No. But the second time... Yuuyan... he was rougher, which is the reason why it hurts to walk or stand now... and he whispered things like 'you're mine'..." He replied, thinking about Yuya would whisper stuff in his ear between moans and grunts. Most of the things he said were horribly embarassing to say out of, well, bed but some were just the sweetest things... too bad Chinen hadn't been able to hear them all because of his own cries of pleasure and lack of coherency.
Yuto and Ryosuke exchanged worried looks.
"That sounds a bit... bad... he's getting all possessive, no?" The boy under Chinen asked, "Sounds...even, I don't know, dangerous."
"There's no danger. Yuuyan would never hurt me."
Yuto flailed a bit. "That's what they all say, and BAM. Spousal abuse and rape!" He told Chinen. "He's not trusting you anymore and he wants you his, his, HIS."
"Come on, guys! We're talking about Takaki Yuya here! He wouldn't hurt a mosquito even if it bit him." Chinen defended his boyfriend, "Unless it touches the hair. Only I can do that." He added proudly. "Besides... I am his."
The two others re-did the whole "talk, no, you talk. Pout. Fine!" thing.
"Break up with him, Chii."
As soon as he said it, Yuto received the harshest slap he ever got in his life. "What the flip are you saying?!" Yuuri yelled at him, totally taken aback by the 'friendly' suggestion.
"We're just saying it for your good, Chinen... at least, take your distances for a bit. It would only be temporary... Yabu-kun did that with Shoon-kun when stuff were getting down." Yamada gave him the tactful version of what his best friend failed to explain to him. "Just to let him chill a bit."
The small boy frowned, vaguely wondering about the number of guys Yabu dated before Kamei. But that wasn't the point. There was no danger with Yuya, no? His arms and his lap were Chinen's safest place to be!
But what if Yamajima are right? What if this could go wrong?
"I'll think about it, okay?" Chinen said, nodding to himself and wondering if he should talk this out with Yuya.
"Good. You know we'd hate it if something happened to you, ne?" Yamada smiled at him in that very cool way that makes all the fangirls fawn over him.
"I know what's good for me, Yama-chan." The small boy replied, returning the smile.
Well, I sure hope I do.
Pairings: TakaChii
Fandom: Hey!Say! JUMP, Johnny's Junior
Genre: Angst, fluff
Rating: PG-15
Warnings : Boys in love with each other? References to boi secks!?
Disclaimer: I R JOHNNY'S ULTRA MONEYMAKING PRODUCER. I wish.
Summary: Chinen is pregnant but he's not sure whose child it is. Kidding. Food talk.
Today, Hey!Say!JUMP had a photo-shoot. Christmas time was approaching and younger fangirls always got their parents to buy insane amounts of merchandise when December was close. Hey!Say!JUMP attracted a lot of fangirls, old or young, so that meant the jimusho had to exploit them as much as they could right now to get all the possible money from them.
"Ow. Ow. Ow."
That was the sound Chinen Yuuri made each time he took a step. He entered the dressing room, biting his lip to do not make that noise anymore, though he was failing because he kept wimpering and wincing.
"Hey, Chinen-kun.... Did you hurt yourself?" There came Yabu and his mother leader instincts, always there for the younger ones.
Chinen waved that off, "No, no, no. I'm alright, Yabu-kun, failed to land a jump last night." He smiled and continued limping his way to the nearest lap, Yuto's. Of course the younger one wasn't about to tell their unofficial captain that he got in that condition because he and his boyfriend had been doing very intimate things last weekend!
As soon as he reached his forever energetic buddy, he sat on his lap, wincing.
"Chii? You okay?" The taller member of Hey!Say!7 asked.
Chinen nodded. "Ignore my presence, please?"
Then, Yamada, who was sitting next to Yuto, thought of something that didn't sound to far-fetched to be accurate. Though, with Ryutaro sitting on the floor not too far from them and reading a manga, it wasn't wise to have a discussion about those things. Unless he does not use the real words! "Ne, Chinen-kun, did you make that cucumber nori roll recipe we talked about last week? You said you'd do it this weekend." He asked, winking twice so Chinen could get what he was hinting at.
Cucumber!? What the flip! EW. I CAN'T EAT CUCUMBER ANYMORE. "What are you talking about, Yama-chan? Took something in Yuto's candy stash? I told you that stuff is bad for you." Chinen replied. He always wondered what was in those sweets anyways, even if his general idea was that it was something illegal.
Nakajima always got Yamada's hints faster than anyone, now was not an exception. "You know, Chii, we taught you what to do with the nori... how to wrap it around the cucumber and all... I bought your soy sauce." The tallest of the three added, winking like Yamada did.
"Oh.... that." Only now the tiny boy understood. "... yeah.... did it." He said, wishing that Hey!Say!BEST weren't looking at him curiously from the other side of the room.
"...congrats?" Yamada sounded more like this was a question.
"Uhm. So. How did it go? Nori was okay? How about the soy sauce?" The older of the three asked.
Chinen had to think about this one. How to reply to that so it still sounds like they are talking about food? Morimoto was now on the phone with his brother, he could guess by the sudden 'Oh my God! Fujigaya-kun let you touch his holy fringe?! No fair! I'm not a junior anymore I don't get to see him as much as you can, you're cheating!' yells.
"Uhm. Well. Guys," Chinen started. "I... love my cucumbers kind of plain. So. No nori. Just used the soy sauce... and it was... amazingly good. I ate it twice this weekend... but. Something went wrong." Chinen tried to explain and ignored the weird looks he was getting, "Like... I got a stomach ache and I wanted to take medicine for it, but, I read the label wrong and instead of stuff for the stomach, I took Alka-Seltzer and it bubbled in my stomach..."
From the BEST corner, a very disturbed leader got up with wide eyes. Yabu knew Takaki and Chinen were to do things this weekend but instead Chinen got a stomach ache and took the wrong medicine! How the heck did the little guy's boyfriend let that happen? That negligent idiot!
"TAKAKI YUYA, C'MERE. I NEED TO HAVE A WORD WITH YOU, NOW." Hey! Say! JUMP's older member grabbed the brunette by his arm and pulled him toward the door. Takaki was yelling that he didn't want to go and was holding on to every piece of furniture and to the door frame, but sadly for him, Yabu Kouta turned into a super Saiyajin when it came to the well-being of the little ones and he kamehameha'd his band-mate out the door.
Keito looked up from his Harry Potter book, "Poor Takaki-kun, I bet he's going to get Yabu-kun's 1001 rounds of scolding of doom..."
Daiki shook his head, "And I bet Yabu-kun is going to kick his ass!"
"Does the fact that I totally want to see that make me a bad person?" Inoo asked, blinking innocently.
Hikaru got off of his seat and pointed the others, challenging them, "Yosha! Last one there is Takaki's butt!" With that, everyone left, following the jester's lead. Except for Hey! Say! 7 minus Morimoto. The discussing three stared at the boy reading his book and Yamada cleared his throat. Chinen, went on dear Yama-chan's lap instead, simply because he wasn't able to stay on the same lap for too long. Except for his boyfriend's.
"Uhm.. Why are you still here?" Yuto asked the resident British boy.
"I could ask the same, Sherlock." Okamoto looked up, "What? Bothered that I'm too British to enjoy such childish things?" He replied, "Besides, I have no intention in being Takaki-kun's arse."
Chinen puffed his cheeks at that and frowned dramatically. "Why not? It happens to be a very fine looking butt!" The smallest boy asked. "Besides, we're talking about butt sex!"
As if on cue, Keito closed his book and walked away, heading for a 'no butt-talk' zone, the space between the vending machines in the hall. Hearing Chinen Yuuri say the words "butt sex" was just way too wrong and disturbing in so many ways. He must have imagined that or something.
When their band mate left, the Yamajima duo stared at each other. They didn't need words to understand each other, they just needed someone to say the stuff they wanted to say, who was Yuto, most of the time. Unless they need tact and good words, it would be Yamada in that case.
"Talk." Yamada mouthed to his companion. Yuto shook his head no until his best friend started to pout at him.
"Fine." The older boy mouthed back and cleared his throat. He couldn't refuse anything to Yamada, even if he asked him to go murder Kamenashi-senpai one day, Yuto would do it because it was Yama-chan who asked for it.
"So, Chii, what you're saying is... you're pregnant, right?" Yuto asked. "Since... the whole stomach thing...?"
Yamada facepalmed and groaned, he imagined Yuto saying something stupid, but somehow, that boy always went beyond the limits of his imagination.
"Yuto! Boys don't get pregnant!" He yelled at him, "Don't you get it, he caught Takaki's crabs! Hence the mention of medicine!"
The 'best friends forever and beyond' argued over whether Chinen got knocked up or caught an STD and the small boy was debating with himself, wondering who was the bigger idiot there.
"GUYS." He smacked them both on their heads, getting their attentions back in a flash. "I.... I just called Hashimoto-kun's name instead of Yuuyan's..." He said, almost inaudible.
Gasps.
"You... moaned another guy's name." Yamada stared with wide eyes, not believing it totally. If Chinen called Ohno Satoshi's name while in bed with Takaki, he would understand it, but Hashimoto's? No way. This was a joke and someone was about to come out and tell them this is for a dokkiri show.
"This... ouch. Sounds like an embarassing situation..." Yuto added. They were both very stunned by it. "And... what are you going to do about that?"
Yuuri looked at his friends and frowned, "Make Hashimoto move to Brazil."
Immediately, the two boys erupted into a fit of laughter, which made him want to strangle them both. Why did they laugh? This wasn't funny at all. It was the most dramatic thing since Ichi litre no namida!
"Ah, sorry, Chinen!" Yamada muttered between giggles, trying to silence himself with his hands.
Yuto poked the younger boy's cheek, "You're too cute at times." Only this little acrobat could think about fixing a problem like that.
Chinen pouted at that. There it went again, he always had to be treated like a kid even when their age difference isn't all that big.
"STOP LAUGHING." He bit Yuto's finger, making him yell out for his mommy loudly. Meanwhile, the other boy who had been able to contain his giggles started to laugh again before doing his best to make sure Chinen doesn't make his best buddy lack a forefinger.
When the taller boy's digit was away from harm again (though it had a very red bite mark on it), Yamada bounced the boy in his lap a little and asked, "Back to topic.... what are you going to do about that? I mean. You two did it twice, you didn't say it twice, right?"
Chinen shook his head, "No. But the second time... Yuuyan... he was rougher, which is the reason why it hurts to walk or stand now... and he whispered things like 'you're mine'..." He replied, thinking about Yuya would whisper stuff in his ear between moans and grunts. Most of the things he said were horribly embarassing to say out of, well, bed but some were just the sweetest things... too bad Chinen hadn't been able to hear them all because of his own cries of pleasure and lack of coherency.
Yuto and Ryosuke exchanged worried looks.
"That sounds a bit... bad... he's getting all possessive, no?" The boy under Chinen asked, "Sounds...even, I don't know, dangerous."
"There's no danger. Yuuyan would never hurt me."
Yuto flailed a bit. "That's what they all say, and BAM. Spousal abuse and rape!" He told Chinen. "He's not trusting you anymore and he wants you his, his, HIS."
"Come on, guys! We're talking about Takaki Yuya here! He wouldn't hurt a mosquito even if it bit him." Chinen defended his boyfriend, "Unless it touches the hair. Only I can do that." He added proudly. "Besides... I am his."
The two others re-did the whole "talk, no, you talk. Pout. Fine!" thing.
"Break up with him, Chii."
As soon as he said it, Yuto received the harshest slap he ever got in his life. "What the flip are you saying?!" Yuuri yelled at him, totally taken aback by the 'friendly' suggestion.
"We're just saying it for your good, Chinen... at least, take your distances for a bit. It would only be temporary... Yabu-kun did that with Shoon-kun when stuff were getting down." Yamada gave him the tactful version of what his best friend failed to explain to him. "Just to let him chill a bit."
The small boy frowned, vaguely wondering about the number of guys Yabu dated before Kamei. But that wasn't the point. There was no danger with Yuya, no? His arms and his lap were Chinen's safest place to be!
But what if Yamajima are right? What if this could go wrong?
"I'll think about it, okay?" Chinen said, nodding to himself and wondering if he should talk this out with Yuya.
"Good. You know we'd hate it if something happened to you, ne?" Yamada smiled at him in that very cool way that makes all the fangirls fawn over him.
"I know what's good for me, Yama-chan." The small boy replied, returning the smile.
Well, I sure hope I do.