Men In Tights
Do you own any tights?
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Lisa and I were talking in the common room on Monday night and we've decided to start a comic for women. It's about a superhero who wears tights and chases only female criminals, who he's very successful at capturing because he's so irresistable. His arch-nemesis is a bored housewife who dabbles in crime on the side and is secretly a lesbian, which is why she's immune to his charms. The superhero is based off Oliver Wood and Lilias Moon was our inspiration for the villain.
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Thank you very much for owling us autographed photographs, Mister Lockhart. It was very thoughtful that we all received copies. And what an inspirational message on the back except judging from the sniggers of my housemates, I don't think it had the desired effect, you know.
I do hope that people are still subscribing to The Quibbler. My father sent me an owl saying that he had uncovered a very big story and it was something that we would all be interested in.
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Lisa and I were talking in the common room on Monday night and we've decided to start a comic for women. It's about a superhero who wears tights and chases only female criminals, who he's very successful at capturing because he's so irresistable. His arch-nemesis is a bored housewife who dabbles in crime on the side and is secretly a lesbian, which is why she's immune to his charms. The superhero is based off Oliver Wood and Lilias Moon was our inspiration for the villain.
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Thank you very much for owling us autographed photographs, Mister Lockhart. It was very thoughtful that we all received copies. And what an inspirational message on the back except judging from the sniggers of my housemates, I don't think it had the desired effect, you know.
I do hope that people are still subscribing to The Quibbler. My father sent me an owl saying that he had uncovered a very big story and it was something that we would all be interested in.