I Love My Job, I Love My Job.
This is why my job is going to kill me.
Random Attorney #1: Hey Glexi.. by the way... why did this package get sent to the client?
Glexi: Because.. that's like.. who the packages go to.
Random Attorney #1: Why did you give it to Random Attorney #2 to sign, instead of me?
Glexi: Because... the client like... belongs to Random Attorney #2, Random Attorney #1.
Random Attorney #1: Why did it go out on Wednesday?
Glexi: Because... that is when it was completed and ready to be sent.
Random Attorney #1: Yeah but. First, the package should have gone to the manager, not the client. Second, I should have signed the package, not Random Attorney #2. Third, I needed it to go out by Tuesday, not Wednesday.
Glexi: Cool. And you decided to give me this information the day after it was sent. Interesting.
Random Attorney #1: I had it all written on a post-it, which I gave to my secretary.
Enters Secretary
Secretary: Oh, woops. Sorry. I took the post-it off and threw it away.
Glexi: Nice. That was intelligent. To Random Attorney #1: See? There's no way I could have known.
Random Attorney #1: You could have looked at the post-it, Glexi! It's simple!!
Glexi: ......
Secretary: ......
Random Attorney #1: !!!!!!!!!%$^%$%#&*(#@
Glexi: The post-it that was thrown away. Right. My mistake.
Exits Glexi
Random Attorney #1: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!&*$&*#&$*@^&#^$#(*()@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Random Attorney #1: Hey Glexi.. by the way... why did this package get sent to the client?
Glexi: Because.. that's like.. who the packages go to.
Random Attorney #1: Why did you give it to Random Attorney #2 to sign, instead of me?
Glexi: Because... the client like... belongs to Random Attorney #2, Random Attorney #1.
Random Attorney #1: Why did it go out on Wednesday?
Glexi: Because... that is when it was completed and ready to be sent.
Random Attorney #1: Yeah but. First, the package should have gone to the manager, not the client. Second, I should have signed the package, not Random Attorney #2. Third, I needed it to go out by Tuesday, not Wednesday.
Glexi: Cool. And you decided to give me this information the day after it was sent. Interesting.
Random Attorney #1: I had it all written on a post-it, which I gave to my secretary.
Enters Secretary
Secretary: Oh, woops. Sorry. I took the post-it off and threw it away.
Glexi: Nice. That was intelligent. To Random Attorney #1: See? There's no way I could have known.
Random Attorney #1: You could have looked at the post-it, Glexi! It's simple!!
Glexi: ......
Secretary: ......
Random Attorney #1: !!!!!!!!!%$^%$%#&*(#@
Glexi: The post-it that was thrown away. Right. My mistake.
Exits Glexi
Random Attorney #1: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!&*$&*#&$*@^&#^$#(*()@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!