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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Friday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole augustflame's purse (30 points). Last month I gave sheisthesailor a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In June I punched electricbluecat in the arm (-10 points). Last Tuesday I bought porn for gossipgays (10 points). In May I gave mini_me1st a Dutch Oven (-10 points).
Overall, I've been nice (15 points). For Christmas I deserve a Lego set!
Sincerely,
as_hi_As_A_pie