Get your arse over here, Angel!

Jan 09, 2006 20:39

Oi! Wanker!

Yeah, Liam, I'm talking to you, you big fat Irish potato farmer!

What the fuck was that about? You'd rather have a wank alone than me riding your cock? Or maybe you weren't alone, uh, is that it? You fucking someone else on the side? Because I'll kill him! Or her. Or it. If you're fucking a fungus demon I will personally rip out your entrails and wrap them around its slimy horns!

You better have a good explanation or I'm walking out of this door faster than you can say 'Please forgive me Spike, I was a total twat and whatever you want will be yours forever and ever.'

I'm not letting you fuck everything up again! We're gonna make this work so open up your gob and spill. If you can't talk to my face for all the guilt you bloody well better be feeling, do it here. Now!
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