Random observations
-Dance-
Why do people insist that I dance? I. DO. NOT. DANCE. Sure I've got mad rhythm, I've got music, I don't have a gal, but really, who could ask for anything more? Well, I'll tell 'ya.
Coordination! I am the antithesis of graceful. My body goes where it wants to go, and there's really nothing I can do about it. My dance of choice used to be the pogo, but when my breasts developed that became a non-option, so now I just bop my head.
-Queer Eye-
Those queer guys seem to love to make women squeal, especially Thom and Carson. You can see the jubilation in their eyes when they do make a woman squeal. Lord knows, I like to make women squeal too, but I guess if I couldn't do it my way I could redecorate her house or her boyfriend like they do. I'm sure making her squeal like that would be less satisfying for me than a hands (or mouth) on approach, but it would have to do.
-Chick magnets-
Marci was saying that she'd like to go to the Ren-fest this year with us. I was saying how I always take my dog, and how he's a people magnet. People who would normally never come up to me and talk always walk up and start conversations when I have him. No matter how intimidating I look, they always talk to me, and I love it!
I told Marci how Jesse came down with us one year and walked around with me and mom instead of dad and the boys, cos he learned pretty quickly that Corgan is a chick magnet. Marci said that yeah, dogs are chick magnets. She said guitars are too. All I could think is 'Really?' Must only work for men, cos I find that the ratio of women to men who come up and talk to me when I have Corgan or a guitar is pretty equal. Perhaps I should test to see whether more women come up to me if I have Corgan AND a guitar? Hmmmmm
EDIT: Track four of my new Cheap Trick album: Madocello. This song was recorded live. The track opens up and someone says into the microphone, "We found a new kid from chicago, we think he's got a lot of talent. He's volunteered to help us out on this next song, and here he is, Mr. Billy Corgan!"
I don't think I need to tell you the noise I made when I heard that./EDIT