AllState: Triassic Version
(Shot of a bewildered protoceratops staring at a bright sky.Next to him, a tiny mammal peeks its head out of a burrow in the ground.)
(Pull back to a shot of a small Purgatorius with dark hair.)
Reassuring dark-furred Purgatorius: You manage to survive the vaporizing impact, but does your insurance cover the giant tsumanis, hypercanes, and sulfuric acid rain that's coming?
This protoceratops just switched his coverage to Gieco. This small mammal still has AllState.
With our comprehensive impact coverage, we'll make sure you have a burrow to hide in, the ability to eat all kinds of food, and keen enough senses to endure a long period of total darkness.
After that, we'll even offer you extra metabolic coverage for the oncoming meteoric winter.
That's AllState's stand.
Are you in good hands?
(Pull back to a shot of a small Purgatorius with dark hair.)
Reassuring dark-furred Purgatorius: You manage to survive the vaporizing impact, but does your insurance cover the giant tsumanis, hypercanes, and sulfuric acid rain that's coming?
This protoceratops just switched his coverage to Gieco. This small mammal still has AllState.
With our comprehensive impact coverage, we'll make sure you have a burrow to hide in, the ability to eat all kinds of food, and keen enough senses to endure a long period of total darkness.
After that, we'll even offer you extra metabolic coverage for the oncoming meteoric winter.
That's AllState's stand.
Are you in good hands?