A Couple Thoughts Before Beginning Homework
DC not only kicks Marvel's ass, but DC has ripped off Marvel's gonads and served it in bouillabaise to Marvel's mother.
The m-f*ing Flash can vibrate his molecules through walls. And make stairs fall up your mother when she was pregnant with you. So don't piss him off.
Nathaniel Hawthorne should just give up now and declare Edgar Allan Poe his literary master, accepting his massive flogging with a smile and hand over his wife so she can sleep with a real man.
I hate smelling like pretzels. It's gross.