Near-Death Experience
A serious incident went down at 0046 hours this morning at my house. On the second story in the computer room, Subject E (that would be myself) remembered a very humourous picture to show Subject S (mah sistah). Subject E proceeded to the website, and popped up the window with the photo.
That's when the chaos erupted.
Subject S, on spotting the photo, sank to the floor in mad guffaws, gasping incredulously while Subject E fell forward laughing. Subject S managed to tear herself away, moving across the room to collect herself. At this time, Subject E fell off her chair, face forward onto the floor and started flailing while laughing.
After a few moments, Subject E felt she had gotten the situation under control, and moved to x-out the window. But on rising from the floor, she spotted the picture, and sank back down, laughing. After several failed attempts, she gasped for Subject S to try and x-out the window and save them all.
Subject S moved to the now unoccuppied chair, and sat, steeling herself for photo. But when she gazed on it, she started laughing again. Subject E called out instructions and implored Subject S to maintain composure, and after several harrowing, life-or-death moments, Subject S successfully x-ed out of the window.
The two subjects are currently in recovery. Their situation was precarious, but we now expect a full recovery.
My life is never dull.