i am not updating; this is a figment of your imagination.

[arwenundomiel]

so i went to see that film the other week and the sight of myself on the big screen, all radiant and gorgeous and whatnot brought a tear to my eye, but then when i realised peter jackson wasn't going to devote a half hour to my wedding to estel i got a wee bit peeved and went into labour. luckily, shadowfax was my date for the evening so i was

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[elrondhalfelven]

Heirs! Babies! Is little Adakebab named after me, precious

*hugs offspring*

[lordof_imladris]

maybe Elrowen is named after me omg

*eats cheetos*

...

Oh right.

*hugs offspring*

[elrondhalfelven]

*steals cheeto bag*

Wouldn't it be cool to have a child named Cheeto?

[lordof_imladris]

Well. No. It'd be like "mmmm cheeto" and imagine the incestual implications that would give off. LIKE THERE AREN'T ENOUGH THANKS PJ.

*sulks and takes back bag*

[elrondhalfelven]

Right. No one could ever accuse the Peredhil family of being incestuous.

Unless they knew us.

*lolls*

[lordof_imladris]

Exactly. PJ don't know us. He don't know a damn thing. Uh uh.

*munch*

[elrondhalfelven]

... *flips to History Channel before it is too late*

*flop*

[lordof_imladris]

*catches his flop*

Ooh the true story of Jesus. Which is funny because I don't even know the fake story about him.

*reclines*

[elrondhalfelven]

...

*nibbles*

*not on food either*

[lordof_imladris]

*giggles*

*not at Jesus either*

*well okay kind of because hehe look at that damn dirty hippie*

...

*remembers the girl child is between them*

*sighs*

*exerts a huge amount of stored energy to drag Elrond the first over to him because his flop only flopped him onto their daughter's lap*

*allows the nibbling to begin again*

*enjoys it quite a bit*

[nienor_niniel]

Elrond/Elrond/Jesus=OT3.

[arwenundomiel]

*falls asleep because this jesus story is boring and there's no sex, damnit*

[lordof_imladris]

There's Mary Magdalene. They say she was a whore and she did the son of god. Not sure which god, though.

[arwenundomiel]

*wakes up*

HEY SHE LOOKS LIKE ISILDUR!!

[lordof_imladris]

Whoa does she? Impressive.

Uh. Princess? How many kids did you just have?

[arwenundomiel]

nine babies NINEWHOLEBABIESERUDAMNITANDLINDIRCOULDNTPLUCKTHEMOUTFASTENOUGH!

>:D