I AM STILL QUEEN, YOU FUCKERS, ONLY NOT

Jun 24, 2003 15:47

good news #1: MY SLUTBOY IS ALIVE AGAIN

bad news #1: he has fiery ass maggots >:(

good news #2: elrofuck is out getting me extra spicy vegetable samosas

bad news #2: estel has a giant radish-shaped radish in his pants.

good news #3: the new kingy of gondor will be mopping up my royal barf for at least half an age

bad news #3: there is a new kingy of gondor and i left all my sparkly dresses in the royal chambers >:(

good news #4: daddies made me 'lady of rivendell' till they get back from their vacation!!

bad news #4: they took all the cheetos with them. and the fondue pot. >:(
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