Important Lessons
Florida Survival Skills
#25 - Do not sweep ant hills away from your sidewalk wearing sandals. Even non-fire ants bite! Itchy!
Previous lessons include:
#7 Don't wait to get gas until 2 hours before the hurricane is to make landfall.
#24 Even tropical plants can die from too much sun.
#3 The rain doesn't make it cooler.
#22 Always wear sunscreen. (Alexandros lesson)
#18 Don't go for a run in bare feet on concrete. (Also Alexandros lesson...)
and most importantly:
#1 They can't f***ing drive here.
#25 - Do not sweep ant hills away from your sidewalk wearing sandals. Even non-fire ants bite! Itchy!
Previous lessons include:
#7 Don't wait to get gas until 2 hours before the hurricane is to make landfall.
#24 Even tropical plants can die from too much sun.
#3 The rain doesn't make it cooler.
#22 Always wear sunscreen. (Alexandros lesson)
#18 Don't go for a run in bare feet on concrete. (Also Alexandros lesson...)
and most importantly:
#1 They can't f***ing drive here.