A "Tribute" to Granquist hell
So one day Sasha and I were being tormented (as was everyday)by Granquist and his rambling and we came up with a story:
Once upon a time in a far away land, there was a little boy named Cecil. He was well endowed with so much but he only had one testicle. His father was varioius jealous and his Cecil away from the local girls until he was a man (aka 16). On his 16th bday Cecil's father hird a prostitute to teach his son in the ways of sex, but feared she woud freak when she saw his condition. So he gave the boy his inheritance and sent him away, to find his way in life. It was during his journey that he met Lana who only had one ovary. They forincated and produced half a child, the named the child sex
There was more to this story but I've managed to lose the rest :(
Once upon a time in a far away land, there was a little boy named Cecil. He was well endowed with so much but he only had one testicle. His father was varioius jealous and his Cecil away from the local girls until he was a man (aka 16). On his 16th bday Cecil's father hird a prostitute to teach his son in the ways of sex, but feared she woud freak when she saw his condition. So he gave the boy his inheritance and sent him away, to find his way in life. It was during his journey that he met Lana who only had one ovary. They forincated and produced half a child, the named the child sex
There was more to this story but I've managed to lose the rest :(