SMITE! heh...hehe..smite :3

Jun 20, 2007 15:22

Well, life's been good.

Mums boyfriend gave me this "Peter Meter". Funny really. It measures the size of guys penises. and the pictures and writing on it are funny as well. Like for 1 it says "Should have been a girl" and "Just a water spout",
2 says "95 percent imagination",
3 says "Seen better days but not much",
4 says "Just a teaser",
5 says "Womans home companion",
6 says "A secretary's delight",
7 says "For large girls and small Cattle",
8 says "Home wrecker size",
9 says "For bar room betting only"
and 10,11, 12 all say "WOW!"
It's great, I've been measuring all my guy friends xD. I've yet to see a "WOW!" though. I wanna see one though, so I can poke it...I imagine it'd be fun to poke, and thats all xD...I have seen a "Home Wrecker Size" though hahaha. Didn't impress me at all =/
Only one impresses me that I like, and will always want. Unfortunately it and it's owner are out of country right now and won't be back till this Saturday ^_^

Works been goin' pretty good. Only two days a week, but I get just as much, if not more, so it's alllll goooood :3 I get over time on July 6th. I was called in that day, someone(dunno who) is gonna be out that day and they need me to go in. On the days I have off though I keep trying to translate me Nana's old cookbook, it's in Polish and she gave it to me X__x I know some of what it says...only a few words that she used to try and teach me when I was little though; other then that I am completely lost as to what it says.

8=====D~Er....don't ask xD

.....I really want my Peepas old cookbook, it's in Italian and I can understand that more then I understand this cookbook. Mums old cookbooks and old stuff is pretty cool too since I can translate that too.

I finally found my hamster!!! She ran away Monday night and I didn't find her until tonight o=
She was so scared and shaking, I felt so bad ;___;
I am happy to have her back though <3 I missed her. She definitely lives up to her name, Houdini.

I've been reading up on a lot of piercings, so many out there, I wanna get more, maybe put in for a job at Hot Topic or a place that allows piercings, get snake bites and stuff. That would be fun. I will never NEVER get nipple or vagina area piercings, ewwwwwww!


You scored as Biting, When it comes to being kinky, your biggest turn on is biting. You love the ectasy of teeth sinking into your flesh, and are probably willing to return the favor. Sex just isn't sex without using your teeth.

Biting
100%
Bondage
75%
Blind Folds
75%
Chains/Handcuffs
58%
Blood
58%
Whips
33%
What's Your Kinky Turn On?
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Well, I guess thats it for now.

Ta-ta!
Muah! <3
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