procrastinating on drowning

[arvesse]

So, that job i applied for?  i didn't actually apply for it because i can't get my transcripts.  i can't get my transcripts because i owe the U last semestre's tuition.  i can't pay last semestre's tuition because i am broke.  i am broke because i'm underemployed.

There was a NOAA my dream job about three months ago that i had the same problem

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[wonkothesane42]

oh damn. effing circles... i'm sorry babe. i'm sure you'll get a good real-person job one of these days. ...and other reassuring statements of that nature.

you people really have conversations like that? you guys are too cool for this planet.

[arvesse]

thanks!

and yeah, my family does say a lot of funny things. My dad can be a huge jerk, but ignoring that he's the king of the one-liner. My favorite lately:

Rachel: "Sarah, you're a douche!"
Dad: "Rachel, don't call your sister a douche. She's more viscious than that."
Rachel: "Oh. Sarah, you're a douchebag!"
Dad: "That's better."

[ninja_carrot]

ayh ayh, thats not what happend!!

me;"sarah, your a douche!"
dad;"dont call sarah a douche shes more visious, more of a douchebag."

the important part is HE called you a douchebag! thats why it was so great

[arvesse]

sorry... i have a crappy memory. But the point stands (that dad is both a jerk and full of funny things to say).