Interview
1. If you could turn one dead person into a zombie, who would it be and why.
Abraham Lincoln. Think about how that would look, and then you'll understand.
2. If you could kill any live person and make them into a zombie who would it be and why
Josh, because I know how happy it would make him.
3. How is your time at west point going these days?
It's going all right. This past week was terrible, with too many graded events for me to recall- but I survived... I even got an A on my econ test Monday, which is absurd considering I put no effort into that shitty class and focused on all the other crap I had to do. So I can't complain. Now I'm done with homework for the semester. I've got a chill week ahead of me and then finals.
4. Whats your favorite African nation?
The Congo is pretty sweet. I mean, they've got rebel control in the East- which is interesting. But the geographic issues at hand in this nation are hanging over the country like an executioners axe. The dense forests prevent transportation between settlements in the Congo, and the main method of transportation is river transport. Basically, shits just not going to work. Plus the have gorillas, and thats fucking cool. Not to mention a high likelihood of zombism in the jungles. Zombirillas?
5. Why are you such a slut?
um. basically there was this one time when i was like omg a zombi so i had sex with it and then i was a zombi too but i wasn't done oh fuck no i wasn't so i kept having zombisex with everything that moved included cars and bicycles but after i did it i was like hell no bitch give me some fuckig money and they were like aaaiiiiiite so then i got some money so this dude called me a slut so i had sex with his eye socket and he became a zombie and i took his money too. what a fucking homo.
Abraham Lincoln. Think about how that would look, and then you'll understand.
2. If you could kill any live person and make them into a zombie who would it be and why
Josh, because I know how happy it would make him.
3. How is your time at west point going these days?
It's going all right. This past week was terrible, with too many graded events for me to recall- but I survived... I even got an A on my econ test Monday, which is absurd considering I put no effort into that shitty class and focused on all the other crap I had to do. So I can't complain. Now I'm done with homework for the semester. I've got a chill week ahead of me and then finals.
4. Whats your favorite African nation?
The Congo is pretty sweet. I mean, they've got rebel control in the East- which is interesting. But the geographic issues at hand in this nation are hanging over the country like an executioners axe. The dense forests prevent transportation between settlements in the Congo, and the main method of transportation is river transport. Basically, shits just not going to work. Plus the have gorillas, and thats fucking cool. Not to mention a high likelihood of zombism in the jungles. Zombirillas?
5. Why are you such a slut?
um. basically there was this one time when i was like omg a zombi so i had sex with it and then i was a zombi too but i wasn't done oh fuck no i wasn't so i kept having zombisex with everything that moved included cars and bicycles but after i did it i was like hell no bitch give me some fuckig money and they were like aaaiiiiiite so then i got some money so this dude called me a slut so i had sex with his eye socket and he became a zombie and i took his money too. what a fucking homo.