Getting unfat
I can do it. I already lost 10lbs by just not drinking. I was getting wasted off of guinesses and then later i found out that 1 guiness is 400 calories. WTF?
So i went to the gy for the 3rd time so far and saw this tiny india girl. She was prolly only 14. She was on a fucking 8% incline going a million miles per hour on the olyptical trainer. How in the hell do people do that? It was insane. She was on it when I got there and when i left. I was there for an hour. Im suprized her tiny heart didnt explode. damn man. crazy.
So im moving to eugene. I cant wait. im gonna go on hikes and kiss boys with beards and long hair that write sappy shit songs on their free guitars. They come free withthe beards and long hair.
oh and i saw stranger than fiction and i want to be maggie gylenhal from it. Shes so cute and comftorable. ok my feet stink and I need to wrestle with this pup next to me.
CIAO
MEOW
So i went to the gy for the 3rd time so far and saw this tiny india girl. She was prolly only 14. She was on a fucking 8% incline going a million miles per hour on the olyptical trainer. How in the hell do people do that? It was insane. She was on it when I got there and when i left. I was there for an hour. Im suprized her tiny heart didnt explode. damn man. crazy.
So im moving to eugene. I cant wait. im gonna go on hikes and kiss boys with beards and long hair that write sappy shit songs on their free guitars. They come free withthe beards and long hair.
oh and i saw stranger than fiction and i want to be maggie gylenhal from it. Shes so cute and comftorable. ok my feet stink and I need to wrestle with this pup next to me.
CIAO
MEOW