Ahhh the smell of crack fanfiction. How beautiful. :3
Title: Brokeback Bastion
Rating: PG
Genre: Romance, Comedy
Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN TRAVERSE TOWN OR SQUALL OR MOOGLES. I OWN EVERYTHING ELSE. :3!!!
Summary: The tale of two non-speaking lovers. They crossed the countryside, riding on their horses day and night... oh wait. That's the movie. This is Brokeback Bastion! Even though it doesn't take PLACE in Hollow Bastion... I just needed a title. Enjoy the crack!
Adyn hooked Squall's arm, looking around in the Pet Shop the Moogles opened in Traverse Town. Squall had been bugging Adyn for some time now about getting a puppy, so today was the day. They stared at the dogs in the cages, examining and touching each and every one. Squall didn't say anything, yet his eyes would light up each puppy he passed. Adyn looked at a black pug and grinned. He fixed his cowboy hat and aimed his golden hawk eyes at on Squall.
"How 'bout that there beaut?" Adyn asked, his rough Southern accent bothering Squall. He sighed, running his hand through his brown mullet-like hair. He couldn't believe he was going out with a Southern wannabe. Let alone someone who was actually pretty happy. Adyn ran his finger around Squall's chin and smirked, cocking his head to the side. "Well? What'll it be, partnah?"
Squall didn't respond. He just shook his head. Adyn sighed and leaned on his shoulder, crossing his cowboy boots. He looked up at him and pouted a little. "Well I ain't gonna choose the dang dog mahself! You gotta choose it to, ya know!" Squall shook his head, his brown eyes looking at Adyn's spikey hair which was half hidden by his hat. They kept walking, passing barking dogs. Squall grabbed Adyn's arm and pulled him to a stop. "What's the matter? Got ants in ya pants?"
"That one."
"What did you say?!"
"That one." Squall said softly, pointing a gloved hand to a three legged dog. Adyn's eyes lightened up as he attacked him with a hug, taking his cowboy hat off in celebration.
"You finally said somethin'! YEEHAW!!! PARTAYYY!!!" Adyn screamed, getting up. He took the dog and grinned. (They named him Lucky.) Squall grabbed Lucky and smiled, cuddling him close. "Man, I wish I knew how to a quit you!"