Yes. Another. DTitle: Connection
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Comedy and somewhat Romance. :D
Disclaimer: I do NOT own Final Fantasy, because if I did, there would be SO much Reno/Cloud in it! D:< And I don't own any of the characters, just the usernames and idea. :D
Warnings: Possible spoilers for the one person who hasn't played FFVII. And also some yaoi thingy.... :D;;;
Summary: Cloud and Reno sign on to AIM, just a normal day after work. Yet that normal day just becomes stressful for Cloud when some unexpected people hop onto the internet. All Sin is set loose, so to speak, and the crack has begun! :DDDD
Cast:(In Order of Appearance)
angst4u = Cloud Strife
b00bz&b33r = Reno
bigguns = Tifa Lockheart
iluvmateria = Yuffie Kirasagi
drinkthegoddamntea = Cid Highwind
biggerthanclouds = Sephiroth
kaasan = Jenova
mommysboy = Kadaj
*angst4u has just signed on*
*b00bz&b33r has just signed on*
angst4u: Hey Reno. :D
b00bz&b33r: OMP CLOUD. I JUST SIGNED ON. :0000 STALKER!
angst4u: lol <3 You know you like it. ;D
b00bz&b33r: O YEA BABY. I <3 U.
angst4u: You’re so weird Reno. Anyway, what are you doing? Did you just get home?
b00bz&b33r: Yea. Had a long day, workin with Rude. Worked up quite a sweat.
angst4u: Oh, you were working with Rude today? That’s nice....
b00bz&b33r: I think someone’s jealous....
angst4u: AM NOT. D:<
b00bz&b33r: YOU ARE TOO CLOUDYKINS. :DDDDD Don’t worry! You’re secret’s safe with me. :D But you know....
angst4u: You know I don’t know. I HATE IT WHEN YOU MAKE ME WAIT FOR YOUR SENTENCES. D:< *angsty sigh*
b00bz&beer: .... I should just not tell you, ya know? And quit being so goddamn emo! CHEER THE FECK UP.
angst4u: NEVAH. D:< Oh no... Tifa just signed on... DO NOT INVITE HER.
b00bz&b33r: Why not? Tifa’s cool.
angst4u: You just like her boobs.
b00bz&b33r: Your point?
*bigguns has just been added to the conversation*
bigguns: Hi Cloud! Hey Reno. >_>;;
b00bz&b33r: HI TIFA. <3
angst4u: Hey.
bigguns: Why so down Cloud?
b00bz&b33r: That’s just how he is everyday. You should know that by now, Tifa.
bigguns: True. Anyway, how are you two? Oh look! Yuffie got on!
*iluvmateria has just been added to the conversation*
iluvmateria: HI GUYS!!!!1one~!
angst4u: ....hi.
b00bz&b33r: Hi Yuffie.
bigguns: HEY YUFFIE! :D
*angst4u has just blocked iluvmateria*
*angst4u has just blocked bigguns*
*b00bz&b33r has just blocked iluvmateria*
*angst4u has just left the conversation*
*b00bz&b33r has just left the conversation*
angst4u: I can’t STAND YUFFIE. SHE STOLE MY WALLET.
b00bz&b33r: Poor Cloud. ;-; You know who just got on?
angst4u: Who....
*drinkthegoddamntea has just been added to the conversation*
drinkthegoddamntea: What the hell do you want Reno?! Oh, hey Cloud.
angst4u: *facepalm*
b00bz&b33r: Hey Cid. I don’t want anything, I just wanted you to cheer Cloud up. :D
drinkthegoddamntea: I KNOW!!!!
*biggerthanclouds has just been added to the conversation*
biggerthanclouds: Cloud....
angst4u: FECKING HELL. NOT HIM! I HATE YOU BESH.
biggerthanclouds: Oh don’t be such a pansy.
*kaasan has just been added to the conversation*
*mommysboy has just been added to the conversation*
angst4u: OH GOD DAMMIT.
kaasan: What’s the matter son? Not happy to see me?
angst4u: You are NOT MY MOTHER.
mommysboy: DON’T SAY THAT ABOUT MOTHER.
b00bz&b33r: WTF. SEPHIROTH!? KADAJ!? JENOVA!?
kaasan: Hey Reno. :D
mommysboy: Mother?
biggerthanclouds: Hi mom. Hey Kadaj. And... hi what’s his face.
b00bz&b33r: IT’S RENO.
drinkthegoddamntea: Okay. I gotta go, you kids. HAVE FUN.
*drinkthegoddamntea has just left the conversation*
*drinkthegoddamntea has just signed off*
angst4u: Great The one who invites Sephiroth LEAVES. BASTARD.
biggerthanclouds: Not happy to see me? D:
angst4u: HELL NO.
kaasan: Oh man! I have to go! Internet connection dying. Bye sons, bye Reno!
*kaasan has just left the conversation*
*kaasan has just signed off*
mommysboy: MOTHER!?
*mommysboy has just left the conversation*
*mommysboy has just signed off*
angst4u: ...why is everyone leaving?
biggerthanclouds: Because they all hate you, Cloud.
angst4u: STFU MOFO. RENO!? SPEAK TO ME!
b00bz&b33r: Sorry about that Cloud. D: Had to get something to drink. And Sephiroth, SRSLY STFU! D:<
biggerthanclouds: You’re lucky I have to go right now. WE SHALL MEET AGAIN SOON.
*biggerthanclouds has just left the conversation*
*biggerthanclouds has just signed off*
angst4u: THANK GOD.
b00bz&b33r: Um... Cloud? I have a confession to make...
angst4u: Don’t say you’re in love with Rude and you’re gonna have his child through manpregnation!
b00bz&b33r: Uh... no. I kinda... love you, seriously.
angst4u: RLY!? :DDDDD
b00bz&b33r: Ya, rly.
angst4u: NO WAI!!!
b00bz&b33r: Wai. :D Anywayz, I was wondering... if you wanted to come over tonight?
angst4u: HELLZ YES BIZNATCH. I’M SO THERE.
b00bz&b33r: Cool.
angst4u: What time should I come?
b00bz&b33r: Anytime you’re ready.
angst4u: .....
b00bz&b33r: ....
*angst4u has just signed off*
*b00bz&b33r has just signed off*