Oscars are on the
newsroom TVs but on mute
woe is not enough
two crocodiles were
found assassinated in
the Keys - people suck
watched SG-1 this
afternoon - it's like I've seen
all this before, then
I remember that
Atlantis is in fact the
culprit, yet can't fault
those kids at all. they
kind of own my heart and soul
that way. [dreamy sigh]
Keanu Reeves took
Sandra Bullock to the Os-
cars - I think that's cute
saw Speed a few days
ago, tried imagining
Joe as the lead - it
was largely unsuc-
cessful, plus they would have made
him cut his hair, which
is stupid. therefore,
people suck, Joe's hair does not
are today's deep thoughts.