Funny Meme I got from Boosterbaby

[artykat]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Quilterbear!

1. Some birds use quilterbear to orientate themselves during migration!
2. Quilterbear is the only bird that can swim but not fly.
3. Baby swans are called quilterbear.
4. The patron saint of quilterbear is Saint Eugenie!
5. If you put a drop of liquor on quilterbear, she will go mad and sting herself to death.
6. The National Heart Foundation recommends eating quilterbear at least three times a week!
7. Ancient Greeks believed earthquakes were caused by quilterbear fighting underground!
8. Quilterbearomancy is the art of telling the future with quilterbear.
9. Plato believed that the souls of melancholy people would be reincarnated into quilterbear.
10. Quilterbear will always turn right when leaving a cave.

Some of these leave quite an, um, interesting mental image!!