Title: Girlfriend
Author:
atrypicalRating: PG for one swear word
Genre: Gen/Humor
Pairing: None
Summary: Klavier Gavin gets a little too into a song...
Warnings: None?
Notes: I blame the
pwdressingroom chat. As well as my friend. I BLAME YOU ALL.
"Hey hey, you you, I don't like your girlfriend~ No way, no way, I think you need a new one~"
Klavier Gavin, age seventeen, was dancing around his apartment in his boxers, holding a mop and singing into it. The boxers happened to be plaid red ones, made of cotton, not silk, as one might expect of a diva.
"Hey hey, you you, I could be your girlfriend~"
He should have been cleaning up. Kristoph was due over any minute now. But he continued his song and dance.
"And hell yeah, I'm the mother fucking princess~ I can tell you like me too, and you know I'm right~"
He was really getting into it. His eyes were closed, the stereo was blaring, and he was singing at a pretty decent volume.
"She's like, so whatever~ You can do so much better~ I think we should get together now~ And that's what everyone's talking abou-"
"Klavier?"
Klavier opened his eyes and looked at the front door. Kristoph was standing there, looking amused. "Just what are you doing, Klavier?"
"...Nothing?"
"...Right."