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[artwithknives]

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[flameyedhunter]

Suddenly, I feel incredibly bad for your children.

[artwithknives]

I bet I'd be a great dad.

[flameyedhunter]

Pffaahahaa.

No.

[artwithknives]

Laugh it up. When I'm the last dad standing, you'll be wishing to join my family.

[flameyedhunter]

The sad truth is I think you'd be better than my present mayfield dad. He murders the drones all the time.

You'd never be as good as Alastor though.

[Well, maybe he would. Alastor forgot to name her for 16 years, never taught her about sex, etc, etc, but hey he's a Crimson Lord and doesn't afraid of anything.]

[artwithknives]

I don't know who that is but I could totally be better than him.

[flameyedhunter]

Which one? Tank or Alastor?

[artwithknives]

Both.

[flameyedhunter]

Don't ever say that about Alastor.

[Wow, she just got -serious-]

[artwithknives]

Why is it that every girl I talk to has dad issues.

[flameyedhunter]

I don't have dad issues, you idiot.

And Alastor is here with me, as my contractor, he just can't talk to you without Cocytus. I'm sure he'd just give you a lecture if he could.

So what's your family like anyway?

[artwithknives]

Depends on which family you want to talk about.

[flameyedhunter]

You know which one I'm talking about. The family you've been placed with... is your real family here as well?

[artwithknives]

No, none of my real family is here. As for the family in this town, well, Alice is my wife now.

[flameyedhunter]

Well that's convenient for you isn't it?

[artwithknives]

Something like that.