It's not the X Factor
No comic yet. Photos are taken, but that's all. (sorry mark)
But there is something that I simply MUST comment on.
I had Taco Bell on March 29th. Like I do on many days.
However, this time I got that special Mountain Dew that you can only get at Taco Bell.
You know the kind,
it's blue.
They call it Baja.
It's blue.
Anygay, I got back to the room and put it on the dresser. Didn't ever finish it. (the Dew).
A few days later I threw the cup out. There was a condensation pool below it.
That's not so wierd.
Right?
Well. It never went away.
Now, I'm a lazy man.
That seemed odd, but I had been in no mood to investigate.
But today I grabbed a can of Axe that had been in the puddle, and it was stuck there.
Not immobile, I deoderized myself just fine. But the bottem of it was sticky.
Still not that wierd right?
Here's the puddle...
Looks like water don't it?
It is NOT.
I touched it.
Yeah, I know.
But still.
Bad idea.
Had to leave for class.
Came back, got me a plastic knife.
Check it.
SEE??
Water doesn't DO that.
I promise.
And you know what else water doesn't do?
It doesn't hold a shape.
This stuff does.
Stretchy like a mother as well.
Again, I invite you to "check it".
If that wasn't enough....
I touched it again.
It looks like water on the dresser and man-stuff in the hand.
Simply breathtaking.
Boner sauce?
Almost.
Baja sauce.
Vomit.
Everywhere.
Go ahead.
I just wanted to share as a cautionary tale cause I plan on never drinking this Baja Mountain Dew again...
Ever.
At least a week.
To be honest, I think that this goo was just sucrose or something of the sort cause water cleaned it up.
But still.
I'll take what I can get for posting material.
Sleep well.
But there is something that I simply MUST comment on.
I had Taco Bell on March 29th. Like I do on many days.
However, this time I got that special Mountain Dew that you can only get at Taco Bell.
You know the kind,
it's blue.
They call it Baja.
It's blue.
Anygay, I got back to the room and put it on the dresser. Didn't ever finish it. (the Dew).
A few days later I threw the cup out. There was a condensation pool below it.
That's not so wierd.
Right?
Well. It never went away.
Now, I'm a lazy man.
That seemed odd, but I had been in no mood to investigate.
But today I grabbed a can of Axe that had been in the puddle, and it was stuck there.
Not immobile, I deoderized myself just fine. But the bottem of it was sticky.
Still not that wierd right?
Here's the puddle...
Looks like water don't it?
It is NOT.
I touched it.
Yeah, I know.
But still.
Bad idea.
Had to leave for class.
Came back, got me a plastic knife.
Check it.
SEE??
Water doesn't DO that.
I promise.
And you know what else water doesn't do?
It doesn't hold a shape.
This stuff does.
Stretchy like a mother as well.
Again, I invite you to "check it".
If that wasn't enough....
I touched it again.
It looks like water on the dresser and man-stuff in the hand.
Simply breathtaking.
Boner sauce?
Almost.
Baja sauce.
Vomit.
Everywhere.
Go ahead.
I just wanted to share as a cautionary tale cause I plan on never drinking this Baja Mountain Dew again...
Ever.
At least a week.
To be honest, I think that this goo was just sucrose or something of the sort cause water cleaned it up.
But still.
I'll take what I can get for posting material.
Sleep well.