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Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for
anything, but they still bring a smile to your face
when you push them down a flight of stairs.
I found this funny and suprisingly true. Care to comment? Anyone...?
I got this by mail and thought I should post it
ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.
TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.
THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.
FOUR. When you say, "I love you," mean it.
FIVE. When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye.
SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.
SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight.
EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who don't have dreams don't have much.
NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely.
TEN. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.
ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives.
TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly.
THIRTEEN. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?"
FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.
FIFTEEN. Say "bless you" when you hear someone sneeze.
SIXTEEN. When you lose, don't lose the lesson
SEVENTEEN. Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; and Responsibility for all your actions.
EIGHTEEN. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.
NINETEEN. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.
TWENTY. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.
TWENTY-ONE. Spend some time alone.
21 I do alot and I like it, it works wonders lol. 1...I try to do it, but lets face I live in one the rudest cities in the world. People just don't go that extra mile anymore and it sucks. 20 I don't do anymore because too many people aka Mommy's heads call, we have a perfectly good answer machine and its not me lol. 3 I do as much as I can hehe. 15 I do but when people go into those multible sneezes you can barley keep up with it or you get tired after their 6th one. 11 is true because if you see my relatives you would think I was straight up country and crazy. My bro
classicjazzbari knows what I mean. 7...I'll beleive it when it happens to me. The rest I totally agree with, and thats that. Oh and the reason why I feel rushed is because some one *cough* Gregory *cough* my brother *cough* wants to get on. Until next time peeps