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[artsomething]

I went to the bathroom to relieve some gas. but right after I let out the loudest fart ever I heard my boss on his cell outside the restroom. My fart echoed off the walls. He probably heard that. I hope he doesn't know it was me. Bahaha.

Im a lady.

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[markitup]

lol...

i did that one day in my office... it wasnt so much loud as it was smelly... and wouldnt you know it everyone wanted to come over then, lol. i had to wave them off and tell them to come back later. lol.

[angeofleak]

This entry is majestic. I love the last line.

I always say things like, "I never claimed to be a lady."

:D

[artsomething]

Yes, i like it.