As it nears my birthday, I started thinking back on the ones from the past. In so far as I can remember them.
- 20: This was right before I dropped out of college. We partied
our asses off and 8 people slept in my bed that night. I still cant
figure out how that worked out.
- 21: Was living in Connecticut, and I sat alone in my apartment, no one called, my boyfriend of the time even stood me up.
22: Hung out in Smithville, NJ. Dont remember much else.
- 23: Does anyone know what I did this year? Cause damn if I can remember.
- 24: Spent this one in a neck brace. Thank goodness for prescription medication.
- 25: I think I was just too much in shock over the fact that I wasn't dead yet that I dont remember this one either.
- 26: Hey cool, spent this one in a neck brace too. go me.
- 27: Had a rockin party at my house with about 40 people. My
friend Clayton from art school came dresses as Satan. Much drinking and
spin art took place.
- 28: I got married a week after this one, so I just spent this one with my family, fighting with my older sister during dinner.
- 29: Thanks to the abundance of artaine that the doctors put me on
for the muscle spasms, I have absolutely no recollection of this one at
all. But most likely I spent it getting high with my best girl.
- 30: First birthday in Florida. Spent it with my dad. First birthday I've spent with him since I was like 5.
- 31: Newly divorced, spent this one drunk as a cooter at a local
hell hole with my friend Theresa. Would have been a great night if the
guy that I was seeing didn't decide to pick a fight with me. Go
Angermeister.
- 32: My friend Mandy tried to throw me a surprise birthday party
at my gallery, but no one showed up. If I had known about it, I could
have tried to tell them that my friends suck. Mostly I think it's
because Mark called them and they didn't like Mark much.
So, that brings us around to this one. My Pensacola friends who
insisted that I not move cause they would be so lost without me are
blowing me off again this year. My cool Pensacola friends who I've
recently met are coming over. Theresa is the only long term friend I
have that is coming over. My birthday wish is that I could afford to
import my favorite crazys from NJ, Tenn and Daytona, but that's not
possible. I think if I had that crew together with this crew, we would
all end up laughing so hard we'd pee ourselves. Good times, good times.
I'll let you know how it went once the hangover goes away.